DA BILLS - 2003 Version
Q. What's the difference between the Bills and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What's the difference between the Bills and the US Military?
A. The US Military has an air attack.
Q. What do the Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Bills player out of your yard?
A. Paint a Goal Line there.
Q. What's the difference between the Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 50 people sitting around a TV watching the
SuperBowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.
Q. How can you tell when the Bills are going to run the football?
A. Travis Henry leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q. What do the Bills and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. Why was Greg Williams upset when the Bills playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. How many Bills does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They are all too busy screwing up this season.
Additions welcome...IP
:soapbox: oke: :142slap: :142crying :sadwave:
Q. What's the difference between the Bills and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What's the difference between the Bills and the US Military?
A. The US Military has an air attack.
Q. What do the Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Bills player out of your yard?
A. Paint a Goal Line there.
Q. What's the difference between the Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 50 people sitting around a TV watching the
SuperBowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.
Q. How can you tell when the Bills are going to run the football?
A. Travis Henry leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q. What do the Bills and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. Why was Greg Williams upset when the Bills playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. How many Bills does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They are all too busy screwing up this season.
Additions welcome...IP
:soapbox: oke: :142slap: :142crying :sadwave:
