do you know which is true or false ?

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Do you know which of the following are true or false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!

6. Only seven ( 7 ) per cent of the population are lefties.

7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie".

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

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ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE TRUE (#16 really bugs me)
 

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oh and did ya know Cheez Whiz looks like cum without the food colouring.......I've seen it...it looks like a giant glob of cum


sorry had to throw that one in there :cool:

and dam........would love to know the answer as to why in question #15 ???????
 

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#15

That is why you never purchase shoes in the daytime. Buy them at night, after you have been on your feet all day.
 

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I thought the ancient Egyptians had a rudimentary toothbrush.:shrug:
 

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Ari, I saw on the Discovery channel that if you eat peanut butter out of a jar then more than likely you are consuming bug particles that were ground up with the peanuts during processing.
 

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16, how you or someone knows if you have eaten spider while you sleep ? i mean if you eat it while you sleep you have swallowed it before you wake up ?

do some people like check their turd and say "wow spider legs sticking out of my turd!" then they tell their frends and the friends say "hey mine had too, that must be really usual!" :shrug:
 

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9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

I find this hard to believe.............You mean to tell me the average person waits in line 2 and a half hours a day, every day.
 

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How the hell did he receive sustenance as a foetus?

Actually he was born with a bellybutton, he just had it surgically removed because he thought they were disgusting. Go figure.:shrug:
 

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Taximike said:
I find this hard to believe.............You mean to tell me the average person waits in line 2 and a half hours a day, every day.

The key there is OVER 50. Think about all the time they sit in the doctor's office and prescription counter bitching about their medicare and bills for pills. I know everytime I am at the doc's office it seems like the old people are camped out there for days on end.

And bingo lines... those are long too!
 

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oh and did ya know Cheez Whiz looks like cum without the food colouring.......I've seen it...it looks like a giant glob of cum
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Kickserv-for some reason that reminds me of an acquaintance*, who would take a mixture of glycerine in a squirt gun to XXX movies and shoot ppl in the back of the head. :eek:wned:
* acquaintance, not friend.
 
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#12......the majority of these take place in west virginia......

while getting a drink,the toilet seat falls down and hits them in the back of the head......:flush:
 
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