AS A DISCLAIMER, I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW I WILL ATTEMPT TO MAKE THESE STORIES QUICK, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO BUSINESS ANYMORE??:shrug:
BACK IN AUGUST I WON A FEW HUNDRED AT MY LOCAL POKER GAME, AND DECIDED I WOULD TREAT MYSELF TO A BRAND NEW DALLAS COWBOYS JERSEY. I CALLED THEIR CATALOG NUMBER AND ORDERED A $112.00 CUSTOM JERSEY WITH MY NAME ON THE BACK, AND MY FAVORITE #33. I WAS A LITTLE PISSED AT THE PRICE, BUT WITH SHIPPING AND ALL THAT, I SAID SCREW IT. I WAS TOLD IT WOULD ARRIVE IN 4-6 WEEKS. HOW MANY FAWKING JERSEYS DO THEY MAKE?? AFTER ALL, THEYVE SUCKED FOR YEARS? ANYWAY, IN MID OCTOBER AFTER NOT RECEIVING MY JERSEY, AND SEVERAL UNSUCCESFULL ATTEMPTS TO PHONE THEM, I REPLIED SOME NASTY SHIT TO THE CONFIRATION EMAIL THEY HAD SENT ME IN AUGUST. LIKE...WHERE THE FAWK IS MY JERSEY??WHY THE FAWK DO I GET PUT ON HOLD FOR 45 MINUTES AND NOONE PICKS UP???I WANT MY FAWKING MONEY BACK, ETC. IN SOME STRANGE COINCIDENCE, THE JERSEY WAS WAITING FOR ME WHEN I GOT HOME THAT DAY.MIND YOU, ALMOST 9 WEEKS LATER. I SAID FAWK IT, THE BOYS ARE WINNING, I GOT THE JERSEY, IT WAS POKER MONEY ANYWAY..LETS JUST MOVE ON. SO I OPEN THE BOX AND THE FAWKING NAME IS SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
9 FAWKING WEEKS AND ITS SPELLED WRONG. ITS SPELLED RIGHT ON THE ORDER SHEET AND EVERYTHING BUT SOME DUMB ASS THAT PRINTED IT DID IT BACKWARDS. AND THEN THE FAWKING THING LAYED AROUND THERE FOR 3-4 WEEKS AND NO OTHER DUMB ASS TOOK THE TIME TO CHECK IT. SO I TRY TO CALL SOME MORE AND AS USUAL GET PUT ON HOLD. MEANWHILE SOME DIPSHIT REPLIES TO MY EMAIL AND SAYS THAT THE JERSEY WAS DELIVERED. I SAID NO SHIT FAWKHEAD, I JUST GOT IT AND MY NAME IS SPELLED WRONG. HE REPLIES(I SHIT YOU NOT) DID YOU SPELL IT RIGHT WHEN YOU PLACED THE ORDER????????:thefinger NO ****HEAD IM 29 AND I JUST SOMETIMES FORGET HOW TO SPELL MY NAME. I MEAN HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE ON A DAILY BASIS?? SO THEY SEND ME A LABEL AND SAY TO RETURN IT AND THEY WILL MAKE ME A NEW ONE. I SAID FAWK OFF I WANT MY MONEY BACK. HE SAYS WELL WE DONT DO REFUNDS ON CUSTOM JERSEYS.... SO I CUSS AND RANT AND RAVE HOW I WANT ONE IN A WEEK OR MY MONEY BACK. HE SAYS THEY CANT GET IT TO ME ANY FASTER THAN 6 WEEKS 6 WEEKS??? THE FAWKING SEASON WILL BE OVER...YOU DICK REFUND MY MONEY. SO AFTER CHECKING WITH HIS MANAGER AND NOT CALLING ME BACK WHEN THEY SAY THEY WILL AND ALL THIS B.S., HE AGREES TO REFUND MY MONEY. WELL HERE IT IS DECEMBER, I RETURNED THE PACKAGE ON 11/3/03 AND IT WAS SIGNED FOR A FEW DAYS LATER. WELL IVE BEEN FAWKING WITH THIS SINCE THEN, CAUSE HE SAYS THAY CANT FIND THE PACKAGE. I SAID I DONT CARE, YOU SIGNED FOR IT. HERES THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO SIGNED. REFUND MY MONEY. AFTER 2 WEEKS OF SEARCHING HIS WAREHOUSE AND COMING UP EMPTY, HE AGREED ON FRIDAY TO REFUND MY MONEY. SO TODAY I LOOK AT MY ONLINE DEBIT ACCOUNT, AND THEY REFUNDED ME 51.79????????????????????????????:shrug:
NOW WHERE THE FAWK DID THEY GET THAT NUMBER????????
HEY DALLAS, BLOW ME - I HOPE YOU GET BLOWN OUT THE REST OF THE SEASON YOU Ft$^$#$&#%#^*%&*^($&@$&%%&@%&&%^%$ ASSHOLES:thefinger
BACK IN AUGUST I WON A FEW HUNDRED AT MY LOCAL POKER GAME, AND DECIDED I WOULD TREAT MYSELF TO A BRAND NEW DALLAS COWBOYS JERSEY. I CALLED THEIR CATALOG NUMBER AND ORDERED A $112.00 CUSTOM JERSEY WITH MY NAME ON THE BACK, AND MY FAVORITE #33. I WAS A LITTLE PISSED AT THE PRICE, BUT WITH SHIPPING AND ALL THAT, I SAID SCREW IT. I WAS TOLD IT WOULD ARRIVE IN 4-6 WEEKS. HOW MANY FAWKING JERSEYS DO THEY MAKE?? AFTER ALL, THEYVE SUCKED FOR YEARS? ANYWAY, IN MID OCTOBER AFTER NOT RECEIVING MY JERSEY, AND SEVERAL UNSUCCESFULL ATTEMPTS TO PHONE THEM, I REPLIED SOME NASTY SHIT TO THE CONFIRATION EMAIL THEY HAD SENT ME IN AUGUST. LIKE...WHERE THE FAWK IS MY JERSEY??WHY THE FAWK DO I GET PUT ON HOLD FOR 45 MINUTES AND NOONE PICKS UP???I WANT MY FAWKING MONEY BACK, ETC. IN SOME STRANGE COINCIDENCE, THE JERSEY WAS WAITING FOR ME WHEN I GOT HOME THAT DAY.MIND YOU, ALMOST 9 WEEKS LATER. I SAID FAWK IT, THE BOYS ARE WINNING, I GOT THE JERSEY, IT WAS POKER MONEY ANYWAY..LETS JUST MOVE ON. SO I OPEN THE BOX AND THE FAWKING NAME IS SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
9 FAWKING WEEKS AND ITS SPELLED WRONG. ITS SPELLED RIGHT ON THE ORDER SHEET AND EVERYTHING BUT SOME DUMB ASS THAT PRINTED IT DID IT BACKWARDS. AND THEN THE FAWKING THING LAYED AROUND THERE FOR 3-4 WEEKS AND NO OTHER DUMB ASS TOOK THE TIME TO CHECK IT. SO I TRY TO CALL SOME MORE AND AS USUAL GET PUT ON HOLD. MEANWHILE SOME DIPSHIT REPLIES TO MY EMAIL AND SAYS THAT THE JERSEY WAS DELIVERED. I SAID NO SHIT FAWKHEAD, I JUST GOT IT AND MY NAME IS SPELLED WRONG. HE REPLIES(I SHIT YOU NOT) DID YOU SPELL IT RIGHT WHEN YOU PLACED THE ORDER????????:thefinger NO ****HEAD IM 29 AND I JUST SOMETIMES FORGET HOW TO SPELL MY NAME. I MEAN HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE ON A DAILY BASIS?? SO THEY SEND ME A LABEL AND SAY TO RETURN IT AND THEY WILL MAKE ME A NEW ONE. I SAID FAWK OFF I WANT MY MONEY BACK. HE SAYS WELL WE DONT DO REFUNDS ON CUSTOM JERSEYS.... SO I CUSS AND RANT AND RAVE HOW I WANT ONE IN A WEEK OR MY MONEY BACK. HE SAYS THEY CANT GET IT TO ME ANY FASTER THAN 6 WEEKS 6 WEEKS??? THE FAWKING SEASON WILL BE OVER...YOU DICK REFUND MY MONEY. SO AFTER CHECKING WITH HIS MANAGER AND NOT CALLING ME BACK WHEN THEY SAY THEY WILL AND ALL THIS B.S., HE AGREES TO REFUND MY MONEY. WELL HERE IT IS DECEMBER, I RETURNED THE PACKAGE ON 11/3/03 AND IT WAS SIGNED FOR A FEW DAYS LATER. WELL IVE BEEN FAWKING WITH THIS SINCE THEN, CAUSE HE SAYS THAY CANT FIND THE PACKAGE. I SAID I DONT CARE, YOU SIGNED FOR IT. HERES THE NAME OF THE PERSON WHO SIGNED. REFUND MY MONEY. AFTER 2 WEEKS OF SEARCHING HIS WAREHOUSE AND COMING UP EMPTY, HE AGREED ON FRIDAY TO REFUND MY MONEY. SO TODAY I LOOK AT MY ONLINE DEBIT ACCOUNT, AND THEY REFUNDED ME 51.79????????????????????????????:shrug: NOW WHERE THE FAWK DID THEY GET THAT NUMBER????????
HEY DALLAS, BLOW ME - I HOPE YOU GET BLOWN OUT THE REST OF THE SEASON YOU Ft$^$#$&#%#^*%&*^($&@$&%%&@%&&%^%$ ASSHOLES:thefinger
