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djv

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Man who eats many prunes gets good run for his money?
Men & Ladies that drive like hell are bound to get there?
 

Chanman

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Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Passionate kiss like spider web ... lead to undoing of fly.
Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man with penis in peanut butter jar is ****ing nuts.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Woman who fly upside down, have crack up.
Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Epileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one- and
Elevator smell different to midget
 
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