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NickiD

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The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However,
people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed, Thats Brand Recognition

If you see a handsone guy at a party and approach him, ask for his phone number and call him the next to say "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be and some men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" ..... That's Junk Mail.


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THE KOD

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yyz said:
Most women who say they're "fantastic in bed"?
-----That's false advertising!:eek:
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yyz

your thinking about transvestites again.

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yyz said:
Most women who say they're "fantastic in bed"?


-----That's false advertising!:eek:


:eek: Ouch!! lol

--- Had some of the logistics screwed up and now they are fixed - reads a little better. Glad ya'll enjoyed it

:grins: have a great weekend fellas!
 

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Scott,

If I was to say I missed your drivel over the course of the last 10 days, I would be lying.
 

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Scott,

If I was to say I missed your drivel over the course of the last 10 days, I would be lying.
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yyz

Yeh I know.

I have been over in Nick Douglas thread defending your
honor. I got a big kick out of you coming in under the wire
and taking a sure victory from Nick on the last play !

Talk about taking the wind out of his sails.

Would have loved to see Nick serving you at the party. Maybe
I can get out there next year.

Looked like really nice people and a good time for all.


KOD
 

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yyz said:
Like Patrick Swayze said in Road House:

"You're too stupid to have a good time!"
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yyz

Yeh but stupid is as stupid does.

If I get in a contest with Nick would you consider being my manager/advisor ?

thanking you in advance

KOD
 
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