A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed
ball right in the crotch.
Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As
soon as he could manage, he took himself to the
doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on
my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still
a virgin in every way." The doctor told him,
"Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put
your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep
it straight. It should be okay next week." So
he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat
little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together,
an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries
her and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the
hotel room she rips open her blouse to reveal her
breasts. This was the first time he saw them. She
said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched
these breasts.
" Next she takes off her panties and says, "you're
the first, no one has ever touched me here." Barely
able to contain himself, he immediately drops his
pants and replies........
"Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
ball right in the crotch.
Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As
soon as he could manage, he took himself to the
doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on
my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still
a virgin in every way." The doctor told him,
"Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put
your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep
it straight. It should be okay next week." So
he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat
little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together,
an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries
her and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the
hotel room she rips open her blouse to reveal her
breasts. This was the first time he saw them. She
said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched
these breasts.
" Next she takes off her panties and says, "you're
the first, no one has ever touched me here." Barely
able to contain himself, he immediately drops his
pants and replies........
"Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
