pre-valentine's day rhymes

[AR182]

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but the least romantic second line:

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

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Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

niiiiice!!!!!!!!!! LOL

been meaning to tell you AR it was very nice to have the pleasure of meeting you and your wife during super bowl weekend...............a toss up between chanman and your wife for the NICEST people I met

maybe the 2 of you can do the AC party this summer plans are tenitive still but they are in the makings for the weekend of AUG 6th 7th and 8th

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

anymore of these AR? freakin hilarious

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

:thumb:

 

[TBONEZ0295]

nsjf25g and toronto V I hope you guys make a sincere effort to show up in AC this summer Should be a great time!!!

Tim you have NO excuse you live to close!

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

Ill be there

 

[AR182]

tbonez,

i also enjoyed meeting you, ray, & the crew from philly. one thing that i noticed was that everybody was very friendly at the 2 parties that i have attended during the last 2 years. no matter what is said on the forum, people tend to forget that & really seem to enjoy themselves. maybe next year njsf & his wife can make it, along with some of the others on the forum who haven't attended any of the parties.

thanks for the compliment on my wife. she is very easy to get along with, likes people, & usually never has anything bad to say about anybody. she leaves that to me(lol). as far as who is nicer, there is nobody nicer than chanman. as a matter of fact, i found him so nice that i put him into my will(lol).

i haven't been to atlantic city in close to 15 years. i hope that they fixed up the area. i always thought that atlantic city had potential to be a top draw for tourists because of the hotels 7 beaches. but for some reason the people there never cleaned up the neighborhood. at least when i was there.

i'm sorry that we can't make the get together during the summer. we always go up to canada during that time to visit my wife's family.

njsf,

sorry that i don't have anymore. these were e-mailed to me & that's all there was.