not happy at all...

hellah10

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yea i need to vent...so here it goes...

so Ive just went through possibly the worst week of my life...

but tonight topped it off. I just got home from work (I work at the Airport). Tonight I went into work to see an old lady friend of mine get hired in - she`s incompetent as fawk...no clue how she got a job there....anyways.....so we are talking about our days from back in high school and shit...well around 4am(about 2 hours ago) she asked me "Hey omar, I got a question...and I want u to answer me honestly"..I said no problem....she goes "did you fawk Betsy?" Betsy was and still is her best friend..so I was honest and said "yup..senior year after I got crowned homecoming king" she goes "you fawking assssshhhhollleeeeee" and the next thing I know I see this hand coming...and BOOM...she straight up slapped the fawking taste out of my mouth....I mean this bitch slapped me hard...she knocked my glasses off my face. And she just went off on how I didnt tell her and how I lied to her and blah blah blah....

omg, I just stood there wanting to plant her face in the runway. I told her to shut the fawk up and walked away....

so my question to u guys is this....has something like this ever happen to you all before?!? cuz I swear to god if she slaps me again, I dont give a fawk if I get fired or sued or go to jail...I will straight up knock her the fawk out

I need a vacation :eek:
 

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Only one thing to do............

Only one thing to do............

Nail her on a turnstile at the baggage claim....... make her scream like a 767 breaking the sound barrier................bitchslap her and make she scream your name.......tell her, her friend was much better :142hump: ......

Then ask her, "Next question?" :thefinger

Gotta luv women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Call Eddie (I belive he lives in Ohio)for representation and file charges and then tell your employer that you need extended time off for mental anguish. Serioulsly tho, I would get her ass canned....you know she would do it to you AND probably have you thrown in jail.
 

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try getting kicked square in the nuts my freind..:nutkick ...... "now that chit hurt" if i was u,do what i did,i had her a$$ kicked!!!:yup
but 2 wrongs dont make a right either bro,,,good luck to ya..;)
 

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Omar- Count to 10 and think things over. I always figure that I can get p*ssed off & do something@ the drop of a hat.
Anyways if you hit the old lady back, even though she deserves it, you'll get no sympathy from management. At least try to get it documented. Were there any witnesses? If she flies off the handle that fast she'll do more harm to herself than will come from others. You now know one thing that sets her off.
And you can always have come backs like "Ya know Betsy slaps harder," or something similar. Guess it depends on how bad you want this job- 'Reason for Leaving' on Employment Application- and how bad you're p*ssed.
At least you're a winner in Marine's book. GL2U.
 

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awhile back

awhile back

in my younger days i ran around with a girl that was a bit crazy,to say the least......never anything steady...just some fun...she obviously was a little more serious than i was...

long red hair....peaches and cream complexion....pretty as a picture...legs out the giggy....but stone cold crazy.....

the gentleman`s organization i belonged to sponsored dances about once every other month at different fire halls and rooms to fund our flag football and softball teams and at one particular dance, a few days after breaking it off(i thought everything was cool),she walked up,said hi,kissed me on the cheek and then hauled off and punched me in the mouth....drew blood....

i intervened,and kept her from getting tossed after her friends promised to keep things cool(the girl i was currently dating actually left because she was afraid of this girl)......

then,while i was serving beer from behind the bar,she threw a full beer bottle at at my head that just missed possibly killing me...


then,the following week she got one of her male"friends" to call me on a semi-regular basis threatening to shoot me...and here`s the kicker:the guy that was making the calls,actually ended up accidentally shooting himself in the neck while cleaning one of his handguns about a month later....

hellah,even after my experience,i still wouldn`t punch the girl..i`m no lawyer,but you wouldn`t want to do something impulsive that could tie you to the girl for a long time...

you could do serious damage and end up getting sued...
 
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tell her you will press charges and and get a restraining order if she doesn't grow up.
don't hit her, later on in life you will look back and be happy with your decision.
 

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Re: awhile back

Re: awhile back

gardenweasel said:
and here`s the kicker:the guy that was making the calls,actually ended up accidentally shooting himself in the neck while cleaning one of his handguns about a month later....

lmao :D
 

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Rule #1) No matter what!!!!!.....if a girl asks if you slept with you best friend.....deny,deny, deny......like Costanza says...Its not a lie, if you believe it.....
 

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lmfao,do what i did,tell your sisters about this incidence,let them take care of it.i'm pretty sure she wouldn't do it again.if u don't have sisters,i'm pretty sure alot of your female friend glad to have a talk with her.it best to let female take care of female problem it's unavoidable.gl :rolleyes:
 

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things were better tonight...she apologized and gave me a little kiss...I told her Im gonna beat her shit up(pussy)...she laughed and said...what ya doing this weekend...

so I could go from :142slap: to :142hump:

:eek: :shrug:
 

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hellah10 said:
things were better tonight...she apologized and gave me a little kiss...I told her Im gonna beat her shit up(pussy)...she laughed and said...what ya doing this weekend...

so I could go from :142slap: to :142hump:

:eek: :shrug:


oh boy!!!!!:rolleyes:
 

hellah10

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i have alll these burned CDs from back in high school...I know one of them has pictures and shit...if I find the one of her, I`ll post it...she looks aight....so does her friend betsy ;)

i should give her a ring :tongue
 
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