Sports Commentator Bloopers

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Here are the top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back


1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."



2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."



3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."



4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."



5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."



6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."



7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."



8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice,the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."



9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."



10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said!"

 

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Jerry Coleman, Padres broadcast announcer ("Oh, Doctor" and "You can hang a star on that baby"):

"Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres."

"They throw Winfield out at second and he's safe."

"Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double."

"Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon."

"And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is that Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter, Kansas City leads in the eighth, 4 to 4."

"The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th Century."

"I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over."

"Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross . . . Coleman."

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Others:


"I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it." ~ Ray Malavasi, football coach

"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." ~ Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins

"A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we're going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets." ~ Thom Brennaman, Cubs broadcaster

"[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse." ~ Mike Tyson, whatever

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."~ Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player

"Most of my clich?s aren't original." ~ Chuck Knox, Rams coach

"It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids." ~ Ron Meyer, Colts coach

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." ~ Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

 

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