Lesbians,nubians,and Now Handicapped People

[beantownjim]

BOYS LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING ITS NICE TO BE BACK MAN I HAD A VIRUS THAT WOULDNT GO AWAY NO BOYS I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MAGIC JOHNSON VIRUS IT WAS IN MY COMPUTER.

BOYS I KNOW AT TIMES I COME ACROSS AS A TOUGH GUY FROM SOUTH BOSTON AND YES IT IS TRUE I HAVE SURRVIVED BARROOM BRAWLS,GUYS PULLING GUNS ON ME,LESBIANS AT STARBUCKS,NIGERIANS AT WORK,FELLAS I REALLY AM A NICE GUY I PERSONALLY THINK PEOPLE PICK ON ME BECAUSE I LOOK BIG AND TOUGH 5'11 AND WEIGH 215 POUNDS BUT I HAVE SOFT BLUE EYES AND I DONT HAVE ANY SCARS ON MY FACE.I THINK PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE I AM A PUSHOVER AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.WELL FELLAS THE OTHER DAY I HAD A FIRST NOW I AM AT WAR WITH HANDICAPPED PEOPLE WHAT THE F-CK DOES EVERYBODY WANT TO FIGHT ME.
BOYS I HAVE BEEN GOING TO THE SAME POST OFFICE NOW FOR 5 YEARS I RUN IN IT TAKES ME LESS THAN A MINUTE TO GO INTO MY POST OFFICE BOX AND COLLECT MY MAIL.THE PARKING SPACE I HAVE USED IS A HANDICAPPED SPACE BUT ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT ITS MY RESERVED SPOT I EVEN WROTE RESERVED FOR BEANTOWNJIM INDER THE SIGN.FELLAS THE POST OFFICE GENERAL SAYS GOOD MORNING BEANTOWN I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR PARKING SPOT BOSTON POLICE DONT EVEN TAG ME THEY JUST SAY HEY BEANTOWN YOU HAVE YOUR SPOT AGAIN I SEE,BOYS ITS A GIVEN FOR 2 MINUTES 3 TIMES A WEEK THIS IS MY PARKING SPOT.WELL YES FOLKS YOU GUESSED IT THE OTHER DAY I FINALLY HAD A HANDICAPPED DRIVER GIVE ME SOME SH-T I CANT BELIEVE THE BALLS ON THIS GUY.I WAS LEAVING THE SPOT HE PULLS UP AND BOXES ME IN AND STARTS BEEPING HIS HORN LIKE A MADMAN.I JUMP OUT OF MY CAR BULLSH-T AND SAY WHATS GOING ON PAL HE STARTS WITH THE BULLSH-T THAT IS A HANDICAPPED SPOT AND YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW THIS GUY WENT NUTS HE IS YELLING FOR SOMEBODY TO GET THE COPS.BOYS I AM 43 YEARS OLD ITS EMBARRESSING TO BE YELLING AND FIGHTING WITH A PARAPALEGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON.I SAID LISTEN PAL IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU YOU BETTER LET ME OUT OR I WILL KICK THE SH-T OUT OF YOU PARALIZED OR NOT NOW MOVE THE CAR.THIS F-CKING RETARD KEEPS BEEPING THE HORN AND YELLING POLICE HE IS THREATENING ME.I LOOK AROUND NOW THERE IS 5 PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I JUST PUNCHED THE GUY OUT OR SOMETHING THE GUY WOULDNT MOVE HIS CAR I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IS HAPPENING FINALLY A COP SHOWS UP AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT IT WAS A BIG NIGERIAN WHO I DIDNT KNOW AND HE STARTS TO LAY INTO ME ABOUT PARKING IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT HE HITS ME WITH A 100 DOLLAR TICKET.WHAT THE F-CK 100 BUCKS MAN YOU GIVE A NIGERIAN A BADGE AND THEY BECOME BALL BUSTERS UNLESS YOUR BLACK.NO BOYS DONT WORRY ABOUT YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM I HAVE A GOOD PAL WHO I PLAY GOLF WITH WHO IS A SEARGENT ON THE BOSTON POLICE THAT TICKET WAS SQUASHED AS SOON AS IT CAME INTO THE STATION.BOYS DONT GET ME WRONG I KNOW I WAS WRONG PARKING IN THIS SPOT BUT ITS 2 MINUTES AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HANDICAPPED PERSON IN ALL THE TIME I HAVE BEEN GOING TO THIS POST OFFICE USE THE SPACE.

BOYS ITS A FACT HALF THE HANDICAPPED STICKERS IN THE CITY OF BOSTON ARE BEING USED BY ABLE PEOPLE I GO TO THE Y.M.C.A. AND SEE ALL THE YOUNG MOTHERS USING THERE PARENTS CARS AND JUST WALK INTO THE Y AND RUN 5 MILES ON THE TREADMILLS ITS A BIG SCAM HANDICAPPED PARKING

 

[gman2]

Re: Lesbians,nubians,and Now Handicapped People

YOU GIVE A NIGERIAN A BADGE AND THEY BECOME BALL BUSTERS UNLESS YOUR BLACK.

:142lmao: :142smilie

 

[Bombs]

My sympathy level for you on this is zero. You have no right to park there. Handicapped people have it tough, and if you had more than a pea brain, you would understand why their spot is close to the door. My mother was handicapped for 22 years and we needed those spots, and frankly, if I saw somone like you in one I would do the same thing. You deserve the ticket and I hope you learned your lesson.

 

[beantownjim]

BOMBS I RESPECT YOU AND HANDICAPPED PARKERS BUT 75% OF ALL HANDICAPPED STICKERS ARE BEING PASSED DOWN TO FAMILY MEMBERS TO USE I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.I PARK FOR LESS THAN 2 MINUTES I KNOW HOW VALUABLE THESE SPOTS ARE FOR REAL HANDICAPPED PEOPLE BUT I PERSONALLY DONT THINK THERE ARE MANY OF THESE PEOPLE AROUND I DONT SEE IT.ITS ABUSING THE SYSTEM THE SHOULD DO AWAY WITH THESE SPOTS JUST ALLOW 2 OR 3 SPOTS I THINK THERE IS TO MUCH FRAUD GOING AROUND ESPECIALLY HERE IN MASSACHUSETTS.I AM NOT KIDDING I JUST WATCH THE PEOPLE PULL INTO THE YMCA YOUNG ABLE BODY PEOPLE WHO JUST PUT A TEMPORARY STICKER ON THERE MIRROR AND PARK ALLDAY ITS A JOKE:moon: AND I AM PISSED ABOUT IT

 

[countinguy]

Dude ur sense of humor is funny here, but u r warped and i don't agree w/ur racism. The funny thing was this actually hit home today, cause i have a po box like u and almost made the same mistake cause the handicapped paint was almost completely faded off from the winter. But caught myself and moved it, grow up, walk a little farther and get urself some exercise, before the boys at the Y catch u.:tongue :tongue

 

[Trossi3389]

u fawking kill me beantown....:142smilie....your 1 of a kind.....:lol: .... i dont think hes a racist guys...just 1 joint to many... :lol2

 

[stomie]

beantownjim I saw you driving to work yesterday

 

[Bombs]

BOMBS I RESPECT YOU AND HANDICAPPED PARKERS BUT 75% OF ALL HANDICAPPED STICKERS ARE BEING PASSED DOWN TO FAMILY MEMBERS TO USE I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.I PARK FOR LESS THAN 2 MINUTES I KNOW HOW VALUABLE THESE SPOTS ARE FOR REAL HANDICAPPED PEOPLE BUT I PERSONALLY DONT THINK THERE ARE MANY OF THESE PEOPLE AROUND I DONT SEE IT.ITS ABUSING THE SYSTEM THE SHOULD DO AWAY WITH THESE SPOTS JUST ALLOW 2 OR 3 SPOTS I THINK THERE IS TO MUCH FRAUD GOING AROUND ESPECIALLY HERE IN MASSACHUSETTS.I AM NOT KIDDING I JUST WATCH THE PEOPLE PULL INTO THE YMCA YOUNG ABLE BODY PEOPLE WHO JUST PUT A TEMPORARY STICKER ON THERE MIRROR AND PARK ALLDAY ITS A JOKE:moon: AND I AM PISSED ABOUT IT

The problem with this thinking is that you think that because others park where they shouldnt, that you should too. This is total bs. Two wrongs dont make a right. There are more handicapped spots than you think there need to be because when a handicapped person needs one, it has to be there. And when every idiot thinks they can just use the spot based on some "principle" that everyone is doing it, then there won't be spots when handicapped people need them. There are many disabled Americans out there who view these spots as key and valuable components for their ability to do anything. You view the spot as one that is close to the door and can save you a few minutes. Shame on you. Your post and your reasoning are absolutely offensive. You should not be parking in that spot, you should find a spot like every other healthy person should - I don't give a shit if you have to walk 100 yards to the door.

 

[Bombs]

If you are really upset with misuse of the spots, the correct action would be to tell the people who are misusing the spots to get the **** out of them. Not join them and do exactly what they do.

 

[THE KOD]

beantownjim was arrested today in front of the Post office, for continuous handicap parking violations

 

[gardenweasel]

btj....

btj....

"THE PARKING SPACE I HAVE USED IS A HANDICAPPED SPACE BUT ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT ITS MY RESERVED SPOT I EVEN WROTE RESERVED FOR BEANTOWNJIM INDER THE SIGN.".....


classic btj.....many don`t get it...i think you are a frickin` national treasure.....

great stuff...

 

[IntenseOperator]

Gardenweasel

Gardenweasel

FELLAS I REALLY AM A NICE GUY I PERSONALLY THINK PEOPLE PICK ON ME BECAUSE I LOOK BIG AND TOUGH 5'11 AND WEIGH 215 POUNDS BUT I HAVE SOFT BLUE EYES AND I DONT HAVE ANY SCARS ON MY FACE.


He's a hotty too:tongue

 

[beantownjim]

INTENSE YOU ARE MISSING MY POINT LESBIANS GIVE ME SH-T BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM AN EASY TARGET.MOST LESBIANS WANT TO PICK ON THE BIGGEST GUY THEY CAN TO PROVE THERE MACHO IN FRONT OF THERE HUSBANDS OR WIVES WICH EVER YOU CHOSE.WHEN I WALK INTO STARBUCKS LESBIANS SEE ME AS AN EASY TARGET LETS GET HIM INTO AN ARGUMENT TO PROVE WE ARE MEN OR WOMEN WICH EVER YOU CHOSE.THEY SAY LOOK AT THIS GUY HE IS BIG BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN I AM GOING TO GET INTO A BEEF WITH HIM HE WONT DARE HIT ME BACK HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD HIT A WOMEN.WHERE AS IF YOU HAVE A BIKER WITH A BEARD AND TATOOS WHO IS THE SAME SIZE AS ME BUT HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT OUTLOOK TOWARDS LESBIANS THEY WONT APPROACH THIS GUY BECAUSE THEY ARE CHICKEN SH-T SEE MY POINT INTENSE LESBIANS PICK AND CHOOSE WHO THEY WILL F-CK WITH I JUST HAPPEN TO BE ON THERE LIST AT THIS POINT AND UNTIL I POUND ONE OF THESE LESBIANS INTO THE GROUND AT STARBUCKS THEY WILL CONTINUE TO HARASS ME ITS EVERYWHERE WITH ME LESBIANS ARE ALWAYS PICKING FIGHTS THEY CUT IN FRONT OF ME AT THE BANK,THEY HAVE THERE DOGS PICK ON MINE AT THE PARK,THEY BREAST FEED THERE KEEDS AT STARBUCKS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THIS GETS ME PISSED OFF ITS UNBELIEVABLE LESBIANS HAVE IT IN FOR ME.I KNOW I AM NOT ALONE THERE HAS TO BE MILLIONS OF OTHER MEN OUT THERE WHO LESBIANS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THERE KINDNESS.THE NEXT LESBIAN WHO F-CKS WITH ME IS GOING TO GET COLD COCKED JUST TO MAKE A STATEMENT BEANTOWNJIM AINT TAKING ANYMORE SH-T FROM LESBIANS:nutkick

THATS A FINE BROTH OF A BOY YOU GOT THERE MRS. ODONNELL ROSIE HAS REALLY DONE WELL IN THIS COUNTRY I KNOW CHILD I KNOW (BOYS YOU HAVE TO LOVE THOSE IRISH MOTHERS I KNOW I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN)

 

[djv]

WE have a coffee shop in our town. It holds about 20 folks when full. There are 5 such parking spots in front of this place. He was told had to be that way. That seems like way to many for a ratio of a place that holds 20 folks. Have we went to far. He said all 5 spot have never been used at same time. Said he lucky if more then one is ever in use. I cant believe they have laws that say how many you have to have. And for all us folks that know walking is good for you. Park a little distance away the walk is good.

 

[dawgball]

We, as a nation, have a tendency to make the mistake of having a great idea but overdoing so much that it has a negative effect. I tend to blame it on the vocal minority of the liberal crowd, but I could be wrong.

 

[Marmalade]

Nice to see you back, Jim.

I was worried...thought you might have run off with Dr. Peter.:shrug:

 

[Penguinfan]

We, as a nation, have a tendency to make the mistake of having a great idea but overdoing so much that it has a negative effect. I tend to blame it on the vocal minority of the liberal crowd, but I could be wrong.

Excellent point Dawgball.

 

[ocelot]

Another Classic BTJ Thread!

 

[shamrock]

I feel for you Jim, probably only thing worse is actually being handicapped and trying to find a ****ing space in Boston. Because the truth is there isn't any handicapped parking in Boston. And only place I see any handicapped parking in Southie is over by castle Island where there is enough for every handicapped person in Massachusetts for some reason. But I never have occasion to use the South Boston Post Office, so we shouldn't have any problems.

Generally I deal with them 2 ways, if I'm with my younger Brother and whoever is in the space wants to get mouthy, I sit back and watch him squash their head like a rotten Halloween pumpkin:tongue , he's 6' 4, 245 former nose tackle at Harvard.

If I should be with one of the girls, I just pretend I don't drive the chair so well and scratch the living Hell out of the side of their car trying to pass through. Either way I don't think they use handicapped spaces anymore.:thefinger

I've remember one time we just accidentally dropped the stainless steel lift right through the guys driver side window.

 

[IntenseOperator]

I feel for you Jim, probably only thing worse is actually being handicapped and trying to find a ****ing space in Boston. Because the truth is there isn't any handicapped parking in Boston. And only place I see any handicapped parking in Southie is over by castle Island where there is enough for every handicapped person in Massachusetts for some reason. But I never have occasion to use the South Boston Post Office, so we shouldn't have any problems.

Generally I deal with them 2 ways, if I'm with my younger Brother and whoever is in the space wants to get mouthy, I sit back and watch him squash their head like a rotten Halloween pumpkin:tongue , he's 6' 4, 245 former nose tackle at Harvard.

If I should be with one of the girls, I just pretend I don't drive the chair so well and scratch the living Hell out of the side of their car trying to pass through. Either way I don't think they use handicapped spaces anymore.:thefinger



I've remember one time we just accidentally dropped the stainless steel lift right through the guys driver side window.

LMAO