USC Thugs and delinquents

[THE KOD]

"And it looks like they saw one at USC in beautiful Compton, Calif.

Okay, I know USC's not really in Compton, but it's still funny that a private school charging $25,000 a year is a stone's throw from Gangbanger, U.S.A."

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Thug life close to USC campus so the football players are close
to home.

 

[THE KOD]

Call me a Southern California homer if you want, but I learned early on in life that USC football is disappointing when you expect them to be good and overachieving when nobody seems to care.
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[THE KOD]

"If USC falls behind early, then the Pac-10's defending red lamp finisher will fall and fall hard. "
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[THE KOD]

"And they will topple USC and new coach Pete Carroll, who was a terrible coach in the pros. And as we all know, bad head coaches eventually end up back at USC. See John Robinson. "
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[THE KOD]

"The Rose Bowl, which often holds the same fascination
most USC Wide Receivers (Williams) have with math class"

 

[THE KOD]

"The Purple's opponent in Pasadena on New Year's Day will be (8-2-1) Southern Cal, which has played in eighteen Rose Bowls but did not beat one high-quality opponent this year--not Washington, not Notre Dame, not crosstown rival UCLA. Still, the seventeenth-ranked Trojans are four-point favorites to beat Northwestern--and they don't even have O.J. anymore"
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Sounds familiar

 

[THE KOD]

Among the bullies and felons liberally sprinkled through the USC team roster are assorted rapists and knaves, as well as one spirited student-athlete who twisted a broken beer bottle into the face of a man with one eye. Now the man has no eyes.

These wayward children are not only forgiven in a place that has nothing but college football on its menu, they are lionized as heroes. You can probably commit murder like OJ and not be thrown off the team, and if an offender is ever benched, it's for a game or two.

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[THE KOD]

I heard that O.J. was no longer the prime suspect in the case. The reason being that as an ex-USC player , if he were going to murder her, he would have done it the USC way and choked her.

At USC O.J. considered switching from football to sock-her.

Q: What was O.J.'s favorite play in the USC playbook?
A: Cut left, then slash right!

Q: Did you hear that the police are now saying that O.J.
couldnt resist moving the bodies after the murders?
A: They are accusing him of 2 carries for 58 yards.

Police are now saying that O.J. is no longer a suspect because they found a National Championship ring at the murder scene.

 

[THE KOD]

O.J. stands for U.S.C. - Up S*** Creek...

 

[THE KOD]

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her in the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! GO USC!

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was gashed from broken glass.
I cut my hand upon a glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.

My friend, he took me for a ride.
All through L.A., from side to side.
From North to South, we took a ride.
But from the cops, I could not hide.

And now we've been here for a year.
A year! A year! Just sitting here!

If I'm found "Guilty," I'll appeal.
Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal!
I'll wheedle and whine; I'll cut a deal!
If it's "Not Guilty," so glad I'll feel.

DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME?
DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME?

I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE?
DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU LEAVE A POOL OF BLOOD?
DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?

I did not leave a pool of blood.
I can not even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not, anytime.

FIGHT ON !

 

[Scott4USC]

I am not sure what is the meaning of this post. Maybe your not suppose to understand it. I do know you are one weird dude.

 

[THE KOD]

I am not sure what is the meaning of this post. Maybe your not suppose to understand it. I do know you are one weird dude.

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Scott4USC

I did not expect you to understand this post as your
reading comprehension is low.

Its simple. I am the USC opposite equivalent of you.

FIGHT ON

KOD

 

[Kdogg21]

great post!!!!!

 

[garfield]

Funny post.

You realize that you now have to sign your posts as:


KOD aka Bizzarro Scott.

 

[THE KOD]

You realize that you now have to sign your posts as:

KOD aka Bizzarro Scott.

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garfield

I will agree to that if you will sign yours

AKA pussy chops.

KOD

 

[garfield]

Scott A

Sorry you took offense but none was intended.

You're probably not familiar with Bizzarro Superman.


Keep fighting on or whatever.

Garfield aka pc

 

[THE KOD]

Sorry you took offense but none was intended.

You're probably not familiar with Bizzarro Superman.

Garfield aka pc

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garfield

Didnt really take offense just making a observation.

KOD aka Bizzzarro S

 

[THE KOD]

Senior football player at the USC : "I'm going
to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

 

[Avalanche]

Scott - Alanta, those OJ jokes were hilarious!!!!!!!!!

 

[THE KOD]

FIGHT ON !