Dear Abby

[Big Daddy]

Dear Abby;
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and
when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he
cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 2 years ago, he
hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and hangout with
his
pals, while
I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he
doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should i
do?
Clueless.


Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a
United States Senator from New York now.

 

[ctownguy]

:lol: :lol2 :142smilie :142smilie

 

[buddy]

Dear Abby.....Lyrics by John Prine

Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out
And my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me
That I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter
Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are
And you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster
And listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck
And knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me
And my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on
Is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive
I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises
Whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me
It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me
To write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend
Would ever get caught
We were sittin' in the back seat
Just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers
and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married