Stuck in an elevator

[NickiD]

Subject: Stuck in an elevator


Three guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

While they are stuck, they strike up a
conversation.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.....Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know....."Double Income, No Kids, Yet."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask,
"What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."

 

[taoist]

...washing and ironing probably ain't your thing, but fawking...yeah, i bet you have plenty of experience at that. :thefinger


...hey, nickid, i got a new sig line for you....

There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future is invariably her husband.

 

[taoist]

Hey, I got a Joke that will knock the tits off you. Oh, I see someone already told you!




:thefinger

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

This really isn't your best side. Whatever it is, it's probably not worth it.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

On second thought, if she gave you crabs, then, yes . . it probably is justified

 

[taoist]

...bbc, i'll drop you an e-mail in the morrow.


...as for nickid, If brains were gasoline she wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap.

 

[ctownguy]

hey taoist, what's up with ragging on nickid. Did I miss something:shrug:

 

[taoist]

...yeah, but not anything i'll share in the public forum. just trust me...i have my reasons and she deserves every bit of it.



She's a person of rare intelligence - it's rare when she shows any.

 

[phin8181]

:firing: :firing: :bigun:

 

[NickiD]

We both did.......... :shrug:


Won't share in a public forum ...?? share away.. I'd love you know!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

I am only doing this because Taoist's comments are so far out of character around here, ya know but there is more to the story than meets the eye boys

Thanks TBone - your comments are appreciateddance1

HOLD UP THERE SISTER :nono:

don't be thanking me yet!!!!!

if you were an inocent young girl posting around here, I would have NO PROBLEMS helping you out a bit.............BUT I have a feeling thats NOT the case and if your messing with one of the guys around here........:nono:

This came from a previous thread when I to was questioning the disrespect..............for what its worth she deserves it...............I have since found out!!!!!!!!!!!!

NikkiD - please don't come back at me with your "sweet innocent act" , I'M NOT BUYING IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[phin8181]

......Schizophrenia must be a terrible affliction to deal with Nicki.......:nooo: :nooo: :com:

 

[NickiD]

I'm not acting anything if he has something to say you would think he wouldn't hide behind email - fact is I don't care what his problem is I just don't follow him around in threads and would appreciate the same courtesy..

 

[taoist]

...here's your courtesy, slut. :gf:


...now why don't you go crawl back under that rock of yours. you're not wanted here, don't you get it? :shrug:

:fingerc:

 

[saint]

What are you people like 5 years old? Will you ever let this thing die.

 

[taoist]

...yeah, when she goes away. it dies when she quits posting.