Might be disgusting to some.....
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?threadid=247902&perpage=30&pagenumber=1
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?threadid=247902&perpage=30&pagenumber=1
Quick thinking............
- Thread starter Got5onIt
- Start date
Got5, this has got to be one of the funniest stories ever! And all the responses this guy got.
What a way to start the day.
Absolutely hilarious!
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nole
What a way to start the day.
Absolutely hilarious!
:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
nole
What was it - I'm curious as to the story; based on the site (I frequent a similar board) I can only imagine.
Blackman, you better start imaging then, because I'm betting you won't come up with this one. I read it before I went to work this morning and kept thinking about it all day. Believe me, its not a situation you would want to be involved in, except maybe for the first 10 minutes of the encounter. It was pretty disgusting what this guy did and then what this guy did. If the link doesn't work again, or if someone else doesn't give you their "cliff notes" on this one, I will try and sumarize it for you the best I can.
Ok thanks - I'm curious.
You're right, I'm sure I can't take a guess as to what happened, but based on my experience with these types of sites I might have a clue as to the caliber of ridiculousness.
Only time will tell - but my curiousity is high.
You're right, I'm sure I can't take a guess as to what happened, but based on my experience with these types of sites I might have a clue as to the caliber of ridiculousness.
Only time will tell - but my curiousity is high.
C'mon Capt Crunch. It was pretty damn funny.
Briefly Blackman, this guy, a body builder, decides to have an "off" day and party with a young lady he knows. Gets wasted and eats heavily(not body-builder food). Decides he can rid his body of some of the "non-body builder food" with some Metamucil. He must have consumed this some time during the night (didn't catch when). Well, the 2 of them go back to her place and they start getting a little frisky. She heads "south" and while she's "down there", he feels a good crap coming on. It passes and they pass out together.
Well, he wakes up that morning and well.....................let's just say...................the flood gates opened! So, the 2 of them are laying there in the "flood". She's still sleeping and he's freaking out. Well, this next act will go down as one of the quickest, sickest, nastiest, grossest.....etc. of all time. He decides to "frame her" and spreads the "flood" on her backside hoping she'll wake up and think she did it.. Explaining in great detail by the way. He bolts before she wakes up.
My goodness, I can't imagine her surprise when she woke up.
I wasn't able to read the 7 pages of responses but after 2 pages of responses, he still hadn't heard from her. Imagine that!
There, I hope that was "toned down" enough for the faint of heart.
If anyone can find that link again, please post it here. There's still 5 pages of posts left to read.
nole
Briefly Blackman, this guy, a body builder, decides to have an "off" day and party with a young lady he knows. Gets wasted and eats heavily(not body-builder food). Decides he can rid his body of some of the "non-body builder food" with some Metamucil. He must have consumed this some time during the night (didn't catch when). Well, the 2 of them go back to her place and they start getting a little frisky. She heads "south" and while she's "down there", he feels a good crap coming on. It passes and they pass out together.
Well, he wakes up that morning and well.....................let's just say...................the flood gates opened! So, the 2 of them are laying there in the "flood". She's still sleeping and he's freaking out. Well, this next act will go down as one of the quickest, sickest, nastiest, grossest.....etc. of all time. He decides to "frame her" and spreads the "flood" on her backside hoping she'll wake up and think she did it.. Explaining in great detail by the way. He bolts before she wakes up.
My goodness, I can't imagine her surprise when she woke up.
I wasn't able to read the 7 pages of responses but after 2 pages of responses, he still hadn't heard from her. Imagine that!
There, I hope that was "toned down" enough for the faint of heart.
If anyone can find that link again, please post it here. There's still 5 pages of posts left to read.
nole
Amazingly I have heard that one.....same story gets bumped occasionally on the BB board I post on.
Story I have read says they are college students, and when he sees the girl again like two weeks later, she runs out of the party crying. Later that night the girls' friends come up to him and tell him how she is so embarrassed, ashamed, etc....great story and I don't want to rain on anyone parade but I have seen that one.
Either it's a rumor or bodybuilders are even crazier than I think. Regardless, hang around those boards long enough and you'll see some great ones. Maybe if I get a chance later I'll share with you the tale of "Sustman."
Story I have read says they are college students, and when he sees the girl again like two weeks later, she runs out of the party crying. Later that night the girls' friends come up to him and tell him how she is so embarrassed, ashamed, etc....great story and I don't want to rain on anyone parade but I have seen that one.
Either it's a rumor or bodybuilders are even crazier than I think. Regardless, hang around those boards long enough and you'll see some great ones. Maybe if I get a chance later I'll share with you the tale of "Sustman."
