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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance,Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size
penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Jim'spants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"
 
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freelancc said:
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I have been around here a year and over the last month he has decided to follow me around in threads and attack me. When questioned he says he will send an email - I think its pretty childish and cowardly but unlike "sybil" I think we all have a right to be here and if someone bothers you just don't read their threads..

As for ctown - I'm certainly not the "skank" that gave him whatever he's got - but he has my sympathies..
 
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"I have been around here a year" SO WHAT!!! Who gives a fawk? How did your dumbass find this website, huh? ...just stumble across it? Oh, wait, you're a sports handicapper? Big gambler, aren't you? :shrug: STFU, whore!!!! :moon:

...and send a few e-mails, I have. The old-timers around here know more about your dumbass than you will ever admit. ;)

...ask around fellas, those in the know will tell you whose "childish and cowardly." :nono:

...as for ignoring someone's threads, as I told you before, slut, your mind is too rabid NOT to read something I wrote. Hell, that's why you're here?!?!?!? You fawking stalker. :eek:

...no, fellas, I haven't "caught" anything from this crazy bitch, but from what I hear, she has sure "stolen" plenty of stuff from a friend of mine. ;)


...hey, "Nicki" why don't you take your lack of self-esteem and bi-polar personality and find a new website to frequent. :shrug: Your crap is growing old here and only the new folks (who don't know any better) are even wondering why I bitch slap you every chance I get. :moon:

...why don't you go try to beg some of you female friends from this site to back you up? ...because they know the story, bitch. Sorry, baby, but much like the next 30 years, you're all alone. :thefinger

p.s. Let me translate the Italian post from a few days ago for your stupid ass.... "If dicks had wings, your pu$$y would be an airport!"

Like I said, a one night stand you are and that's all you'll ever be. :cool:
 
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I was at my regular pub the other night when Taoist called me on my cell phone and we had our ususal chat.

Chad asked me if I had a minute or twoto which I replied "yes". He tells me "I've just called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."

I was confused by this remark so I asked him, "Why on earth would you want to know such a thing???"

Chad paused for a bried moment and said "Well, somebody hooked up with my ex-girlfriend last week..."

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So does that mean he is also an escapee from an insane asylum, being that he surely hooked up with her several times before she graduated from "girlfriend" to "ex-girlfriend" status?
 
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bjfinste said:
So does that mean he is also an escapee from an insane asylum, being that he surely hooked up with her several times before she graduated from "girlfriend" to "ex-girlfriend" status?
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Good point ........ hopefully after reading the "HELP" thread I bumped .. I can't imagine anyone would want to "claim" to be that guy..lol

Also - no I'm not a handicapper - actually I like the casinos - that's why I frequent the poker thread and the general forum - which I believe is allowed.

And unlike Taoist I don't want to stir things up so I'm not asking anyone to back me up don't feel I need to since I'm not attacking .. and to his credit everyone provides their own contribution to this forum even beantown and petey....lol

since he posts the ... :weed: sign maybe he's becoming a little paranoid...


:shrug: ;)
 
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Excert from the Help Thread.....

so Dr... you are saying this is about taoist?

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I will make this short. Don't ever get involved with someone who is selfish and it sounds like this guy fits the description. People who think more of themselves than being a team player are nobody you want to have a relationship with. There are plenty of other people out there who won't use you and try and real you back in. You will never be totally happy in a relationship like this and this pattern will more than likely continue. I saw a quote on a sign in front of a church one time that read "None are so empty as those that are so full of themselves." Sounds like he is the empty one. Its third and 31 from your own 18 yard line, I think it is time to drop back and punt. Good Luck
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From that long ago anybody should have gotten over it by now.......... so he wants to be the guy I broke up with last year

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I'm not trying to start things but I'm not leaving this forum because he wishes I would.. and I'm suprised at the obscene things he has posted over the last month that Jack doesn't put these threads in the "dump" section
 
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