Vick comes out of the closet!

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My friend is backup center for the Falcons :eek: Sent him an e-mail to let him know he may wind up on queer eye for the straight guy :shrug: He is going to be pissed :tongue
 

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ummmmmm..........is that even a real website :shrug:


I assume this is just some joke..........if Vick did say that I'm sure some sports news website would have reported it......:shrug:
 

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THIS FAG COST ME A LOT OF DOUGH REMEMBER THAT PLAY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO HE BROKE A RUN FOR 60 YARDS OH MAN THAT COST ME A DIME:moon: IF HE FALLS DOWN AND THEY KICK A FIELD GOAL I COVER:thefinger WHATS UP WITH BLACK QUARTERBACKS AND BEING FAGS FIRST WE HAVE KORDELLA STEWART NOW MICHELLE VICK WHO'S NEXT DAISY COLPEPPER.KORDELLA,MICHELLE AND DAISY MIGHT BE FAGS BUT I DONT THINK I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE GUY TO CALL THEM QUEER.THESE GUYS LOOK KIND OF RUGGARD FOR A BUNCH OF HOMOS

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME.THANK GOD THEY ARE OUT OF BUSINESS AND CANT STEAL ANYMORE:moon:
 

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Originally posted by beantownjim

WHATS UP WITH BLACK QUARTERBACKS AND BEING FAGS FIRST WE HAVE KORDELLA STEWART NOW MICHELLE VICK

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Uh beaner it was a joke. Didn't you read the other posts in this thread ? Sometimes I wonder about you.

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CONTEST AND WHO ARE THE WINNERS ? IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU ANNOUNCE WHO WON ! DON'T YOU THINK?

I think I smell a fraud contest. It offends me.


:thefinger :moon: :thefinger

KOD
 
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Scott-Atlanta said:


AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CONTEST AND WHO ARE THE WINNERS ? IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU ANNOUNCE WHO WON ! DON'T YOU THINK?

KOD

My Dear Mr. Atlanta:

noone correctly predicted the results ( #1, #2, #3) ... therefore, there is/was no winner.


Hope this helps. ;)
 

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BahamaMama said:
My Dear Mr. Atlanta:

noone correctly predicted the results ( #1, #2, #3) ... therefore, there is/was no winner.


Hope this helps. ;)
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BahamaMama

OK then, nevermind.

thanking you in advance

Leave it to beantownjime to run a contest that the odds of winning when calculated out are 5 million to one.

That was a waste of my time and I am demanding to be compensated in some form or fashion. Don't care which.

beantownjim :thefinger :thefinger :nutkick :nutkick :nutkick
 

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DONT WORRY SCOTTY BOY YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH MY SIZE 11 FOOT RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE:moon: I KNEW THE CONTEST WOULD BE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE GO BACK AND READ WHAT I WROTE I WANTED TO CHANGE THE RULES TO GET ALL 3 FINALKIST IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.BUT YOU CANT CHANGE THE RULES AFTERWARDS UNLESS YOU ARE THOSE CROOKS FROM (CASCADE SPORTSBOOKS) WE ARE NOT CASCADE HERE AT MADJACKS WE DONT CHANGE OUR WRITTEN RULES RIGHT JACK;)

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME:mad: (THANK GOD THESE CROOKS ARE OUT OF BUSINESS)
 

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beantownjim said:
I KNEW THE CONTEST WOULD BE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE GO BACK AND READ WHAT I WROTE I WANTED TO CHANGE THE RULES
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then why run it !

beantownjim is a

Fraud Perpetrator !
 
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