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[beantownjim]

COME ON BOYS LETS GET REAL WE ALL KNOW THE RESULTS ON TONIGHTS APPRENTICE SHOW.LETS BREAK IT DOWN WE HAVE A WHITE GUY NAMED BILL RANCIC AND A BLACK GUY NAMED QUAMI JACKSON WE ARE LIVE ON NATIONAL T.V. ALL YOUR BLACK ACTIVIST'S ARE WATCHING THIS SHOW WITH GREAT INTEREST.AL SHARPTON,JESSE JACKSON,BILL CLINTON,JOHN KERRY ALREADY HAVE THERE PROTEST SIGNS MADE UP WHEN QUAMI BOY GETS FIRED DID I SAY BOY SORRY.BOYS THIS IS A NO BRAINER QUAMI WILL WIN THE APPRENTICE SHOW TONIGHT ITS A LOCK DO YOU REALLY THINK DONALD TRUMP IS STUPID ENOUGH TO HIRE THE WHITE GUY OVER THE NIGERIAN ON NATIONAL T.V. THERE WILL BE RIOTS IN HARLAM IF QUAMI DOESNT WIN.I KNOW TRUMP HAS A LOT OF BLACK JANITORS WORKING FOR HIM BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WILL BE COMFORTABLE WITH HIS NEW ASSISTANT A TALL DARK AND HANDSOME GUY NAMED QUAMI HANGING AROUND WITH HIM FOR A YEAR. TRUMP DOESNT LIKE IT WHEN HIS ASSISTANT IS BANGING MORE BRADS THAN HIM SO QUAMI IS A THREAT.I WONDER IF DONALD WILL LET OUR LITTLE NUBIAN FRIEND QUAMI DATE HIS YOUNGER DAUGHTER THEN WE WILL FIND OUT JUST HOW RACIST DONALD TRUMP IS.I WOULD LOVE TO SEE DONALD'S FACE IF HE COMES HOME ONE NIGHT AND FINDS QUAMI BANGING HIS DAUGHTER DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST DONALD WILL SAY HIS FAMOUS WORDS (YOUR FIRED) SO BOYS DONALD TRUMP IS IN A TOUGH SITUATION HE HAS TO GIVE THE JOB TO THE COLORED GUY TO PREVENT A RIOT AND IF HE DOES GIVE THE JOB TO QUAMI HIS LOVE LIFE WILL SUFFER BECAUSE ALL DONALDS GIRLS WILL WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIS ASSISTANT DARK QUAMI.LETS FACE IT FELLAS IF YOU WERE A BROAD AND YOU COULD SLEEP WITH THE BOSS WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE DONALD TRUMP OR QUAMI JACKSON.
ODDS TO WIN TONIGHT APPRENTICE SHOW ARE NOW UP

QUAMI JACKSON -580
BILL RANCIC +540

NATIONAL T.V. A BLACK MAN VS. A WHITE MAN IN A JOB INTERVIEW JEEZ I WONDER WHO IS GOING TO WIN IN THIS LIBERAL PUSSY COUNTRY (ILL TAKE QUAMI FOR THE LIMIT) GEORGE BUSH IS TRYING TO WIN A WAR IN IRAQ HE DOESNT NEED ANOTHER RACE WAR HERE AT HOME IF DONALD TRUMP CHOOSES A WHITE MAN OVER A BLACK MAN TO BE HIS NEW ASSISTANT.

SIDE BET FELLAS LIMIT 200 DOLLARS
WHO WILL BANG MORE BROADS OVER THE NEXT YEAR QUAMI JACKSON OR DONALD TRUMP HIS BOSS

QUAMI -780
DONALD +740

 

[The Big Tease]

as much as you are full of shit......you are right on the money here. i am calling cascade sportsbook in the middle of this show and putting 600 bones on it.

 

[NySportsfan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thank you btj, without ya I dont know what Id do for laughs, you're the man

Mike

 

[Lightning]

Are any of the online sportsbooks taking any real action on this?

I'd like to place a wager on Bill if he is the underdog ... call me a sucker but he is the better candidate at this point in his career than Quami, who though very intelligent and well-educated, has no balls or leader ship skills. If he did, he would have taken control of the situation last week and told Amorosa ... YOU'RE FIRED!

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL I WAS JUST THINKING OF WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IF QUAMI GETS THE JOB.

HI QUAMI ITS ME DONALD TRUMP

QUAMI-OH MAN DONALD ITS 12 NOON AND I JUST WOKE UP WITH A STUNNING BLOND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR CALLING ME.

DONALD-LISTEN YOU LITTLE NIGERIAN I AM PAYING YOUR LAZY ARSE 250,000 DOLLARS TO BE MY ASSISTANT NOW GET YOUR BLACK ASS OUT OF BED AND GET TO PEBBLE BEACH RIGHT NOW

QUAMI-OH MAN DONALD YOU MEAN I AM GOING TO PLAY GOLF WITH YOU AND YOUR WHITE FRIENDS

DONALD-OF COURSE NOT QUAMI I AM TRYING TO CLOSE A DEAL WITH JOHNSON + JOHNSON YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY CADDY AND THE ONLY WORD I WANT TO HEAR OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS (YES MASTER) YOU GOT THAT QUAMI YES MASTER NOTHING ELSE I WILL GET MY OWN YARDAGE

QUAMI-YES MASTER I WILL BE THERE

DONALD-QUAMI YOUR FIRED YOU HAD ORDERS NOT TO SAY ANYTHING BUT YES MASTER AND YOU DIS-OBEYED (YOUR FIRED)

WHO THE F-CK WOULD WANT TO WORK FOR DONALD TRUMP I WOULD END UP PUNCHING OUT THIS GUY AFTER 15 MINUTES ON THE JOB HEY DONALD (YOUR SUCKER PUNCHED) BEANTOWNJIM

 

[saint]

Kwami will win cause he's a Tar Heel

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

who is the woman walking with Mr Trump???
She is a hottie... I bet she's his b*tch
:hail

 

[beantownjim]

DIS IS BULLSH-T ONCE AGAIN DONALD TRUMP IS DISSING THE BLACK MAN THE RACIST BASTARD.WHY HE PICK DA WHITE DUDE OVER OUR BOY QUAMI MAN DIS AINT RIGHT AND WE IS GOING TO TAKE DIS TO DA STREET:moon: DAM HONKIES DONALD KNEW HIS OLD LADY BE LIKING QUAMI THIS IS THE REAL REASON HE GOT FIRED.MAN DIS AINT RIGHT DA BLACK MAN GOT F-CKED AGAIN.

MAN I HATE DONALD TRUMP I WOULD PAY ANY AMOUNT TO HAVE SOMEBODY SUCKER PUNCH THIS PUSSY

 

[IntenseOperator]

BTJ

BTJ

At least you just had your pride on the line here. NO $$

Think you got Combover wrong.

 

[saint]

Holy Shit!!! Sam just handed Donald a briefcase of 250,000 in cash to hire him. And Donald said he just might take him up on it.

Good Lord!

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

so much for the Harvard MBA.....

 

[countinguy]

so much for the Harvard MBA.....

Sounds like kwame has already had job offers paying that much, so don't feel bad for him..

 

[eyeQ]

BEANBOY YOU AND OMAROSA WOULD MAKE A GOOD INTERRACIAL COUPLE.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Sounds like kwame has already had job offers paying that much, so don't feel bad for him..

glad to hear it cuz he got screwed over....

best line by Trump
"I've had my share of close female friends, they cost me a lot of money and I'm still paying for it"
:142smilie
I bet the girl that was beside him during the jessica simpson concert is suck mr trump in more ways than one...

 

[Scott4USC]

The Women of "The Apprentice" :thumb: