(if Barry Manilow Isnt A Fag I'll)

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BOYS I AM SITTING HERE WATCHING AMERICAN IDOL AND TONIGHT'S GUEST HOST IS BARRY MANILOW.I WILL PUT MY PERFECT RECORD AT PICKING OUT HOMO'S ON THE LINE.IF ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM CAN PRODUCE EVIDENCE THAT BARRY HAS EVER SLEPT WITH A BROAD I WILL PICK UP THE TAB AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM FOR 25 MEMBERS OF MADJACKS.JESUS CHRIST BARRY WHEN YOU COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY I LOOK LIKE CLAY AIKEN 30 YEARS FROM NOW WOW IF THAT ISNT ADMITTING YOUR GAY I DONT KNOW WHAT IS:moon: DOES BARRY MANILOW LOOK LIKE THAT OTHER FAG (ROY I WANT TO TOOT YOUR HORN) OR AM I SEEING THINGS.HOW COME ALL FAGS LOOK ALIKE ITS GETTING TO EASY FOR ME TO PICK THEM OUT I HAVENT BEEN FOOLED SINCE KORDELLA STEWART GOT CAUGHT IN A TRANSVESTITE BAR IN BOSTONS BACK BAY BY MY FRIEND WHO IS A BOSTON COP HE WAS WORKING DETAIL AND IN COMES KORDEL STEWART TRUE STORY.SO BOYS PROVE TO ME BARRY MANILOW ISNT A FAG AND DINNER S ON BEANTOWNJIM WE WILL DINE ON MY FAVORITE LOBSTER AND ICE COLD CORONA'S.
 

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Jimmy,

Just ask Scotty from Hotlanta...."they" all have that radar to tell if someone else is a fairy...its called "Gaydar"

Just ask him.

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Pound Sand you slack jawed Appalachian.... You've been on double secret probation for weeks...

tic.. toc... tic.. toc......

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Hey Jim.....just out of curiosity......just how many shares do you own of that restauraunt??? I've only seen you plug it 753 times




Always sleep with your weiner above your hands.....that way you wont get the covers messy


Or something like that
 

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beanidiot

I will never understand why you run contests that are impossible to win with 5 million to one odds, and then you offer
free meals to anyone that can disprove manilow is gay. He is gay and I think everyone knows that in the world. Talk about homophobic. And now you got Wilson doing your dirty work.

Your a loser and a joke.

OK I feel better now.

KOD
 

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Re: (if Barry Manilow Isnt A Fag I'll)

beantownjim said:
BOYS I AM SITTING HERE WATCHING AMERICAN IDOL AND TONIGHT'S GUEST HOST IS BARRY MANILOW..

:thinking: And I was accused of being gay because I swam in college?
 

THE KOD

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Wilson said:
Jimmy,
Just ask Scotty from Hotlanta...."they" all have that radar to tell if someone else is a fairy...its called "Gaydar"
Just ask him.

:cool:
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Wilson :142hump: :142hump: beantownjim
 

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I write the songs that make the whole world sing.
I write the songs of love and special things.
I write the songs that make the young girls cry.
I write the songs, I write the songs.
:Yep: :Yep: :Yep: :tongue :tongue :tongue
 

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I am quite sure Bahama will take me as one the 25 to dinner and a Corona with lime!

Right Mama, you will feel safe with me, and heck I would love to meet the original BTJ!

TSI
 

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HEY EASY DOGFACE I THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE PALS IF YOU WANT TROUBLE I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GIVE IT TO YOU BUT MY BUDDY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WILL. SO BE A GOOD GORRILLA AND GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE DOGFACE BEFORE I CALL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN GOT IT PAL:mad: BAHAMA MAMA I THINK YOU WROTE IT WRONG HE WAS ONCE MARRIED TO STEPHEN NOT SUSAN JUST A SMALL ERROR ON YOUR PART.I AM ADDICTED TO AMERICAN IDOL SAY GOODBYE TO JOHN STEVENS TONIGHT HE IS FINISHED AND I CAN HEAR IT NOW THEY GOT RID OF HIM BECAUSE HE IS A RED HEAD.DOES BARRY MAILOW LOOK LIKE ROY HORN FROM SEGFRIED AND ROY THE TIGER ACT OR AM I SEEING THINGS.

SCOTT FROM ATLANTA MAYBE JACK WILL GIVE US ANOTHER CRACK AT PRIZE MONEY IN THE MISS UNIVERSE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS ONLY THIS TIME YOU ONLY NEED THE PERFECTA.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME
 

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Jim I see you have excited the gang, but this ones old ;) replay, rewrite, whatever you want to call it. Can you come up with some new material please? Write about Richard Simmons or Mick Jaggers swinging days or something. As a big fan of yours I felt obligated to let you know these re-runs kill ya bud!!!!!!;)


Blackman- How do you think I feel ??? I'm a carpet munching dike, I play softball!!!!:D
 
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