A story for beantownjim......

[yyz]

This story is for jim. I wrote it in big letters for he could understand it.



This here's a story 'bout a beantownjim
A poor Boston biggot on the outside lookin' in
Then one day he was lookin' for some food
The dumpster lid 'clocked' him and it changed ol jimmy's mood


Soured it that is.......
Made him mad........"Southie" gone bad!


Well the first thing you know ol jim's caught lyin'
Steals from his dad and he lies to Father Ryan
Tells the local padre, "I only have but one regret"
"Every time I wager, I lose the fukin bet"


Bad beats, I mean.........
It's a goddamned crime..........another dime!


Jimmy found a home, at Mad Jack's gamblin' page
A place where he could hang around and vent his social rage
Coons and spics and wops and Russians ruining his home town
Thank god for Legal's and a lovely wife, or he'd be really down.



(Feel free to add a verse or two! Why should I have all the fun?)

 

[bjfinste]

Beautiful

 

[S-Love]

yo- why's everyone frontin my boy jim

 

[Marco]

Read it to the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies....

 

[IntenseOperator]

If there one thing Jim knows it's all about da broads
he has no problem telling you if he thinks yours is a hog
in his world they all want his dink
but he has never posted a pic of his wife so you can say what you think


does she exist or not that is...........
wonder what all the gay bashing REALLY means......hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm




























PS
I luv Jim

 

[Wilson]

yyz,

Why don't you just go kick a dog.

Meanie.

 

[Penguinfan]

Next thing you know ole Jim's a theft victim

Some guy named Lenny really put the screws to him

Past postin ain't the way you oughta play

Somehow I think, that Jim is really gay

 

[kosar]

Jim's neighbor Vladamir pissed Jimmy off because all of the snow.

Vladamir offered to shovel and Jimmy offered to blow.

The Nigerian that stole Jimmy lawn mower showed up the next day.

Jimmy told him none too kindly 'get lost, i've already got my lay'.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

If anyone here starts messing with my friend BEANTOWNJIM,I'll have DONNAPUNCHYOUINDABALLS put a MOJO hurting on you!

Beaner, let me know if you are upset by this post and I'll talk to the DON so that nobody ever bothers you ever again!

 

[NySportsfan]

I have a friend named Jimmy whos from boston in the south
He hates Lenny of cascade and wants to punch him in the mouth

Legal Seafoods is his favorite place to eat
He thinks the nigerian nba players are janitors and clean his sheets

Golf is his favorite activity of the week, he just doesnt wanna play with movers and doesnt wanna hear 'em speak

People that are gay he does not prefer, Seeing russians at the YMCA can cause quite a stir

So heres to you Jimmy for giving us a laugh and jokes, and you can marry into jacks family and be a good madjacks host

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