No-Carb Diet

[Eddie Haskell]

For the health of the country and to lose unnecessary and dangerous fat, the United States of America is going on a no-carb diet this November:

NO:

C-heney
A-shcroft
R-umsfeld, and
B-ush.

And no brown Rice (especially Uncle Tom's brand)

Ed

 

[IntenseOperator]

you're killing you

 

[Eddie Haskell]

IO:

I thought it was rather cute, pumpkin.

Eddie

 

[SixFive]

boo, hisssssssss. Never ceases to amaze me how any black conservative is an Uncle Tom.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I hear she and Clarence Thomas are doing one another in the Lincoln bedroom (appropriately so). I further heard that she does not mind pubic hairs on her Coke can. So much for the seperate branches of government.

Ed

 

[IntenseOperator]

Ed.....drinking tonight?

Ed.....drinking tonight?

"Good crowd, I tell ya"


Ed

Appearing at Zanies Tuesday nights.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

No IO:

Not drinking tonight. Just sitting here in front of the computer with your girlfriend doing a Lewinski on me.

Ed

 

[IntenseOperator]

You must be sleep typing while you're dreaming.


Keep your hands above the blankets, this way you won't be tempted to touch your sphincter:moon:




Later Asshole

Enjoy you're life

 

[countinguy]

No IO:

Not drinking tonight. Just sitting here in front of the computer with your girlfriend doing a Lewinski on me.

Ed

:142lmao: :142lmao: :142lmao:

 

[hm23]

(rimshot)

sure you aint from the Catskills, Ed?