Going to Mars

CryBoy

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The United States is getting too crowded, at least in the cities. I went to buy vacuum bags today on Cooper St., which is one of the main streets here in Arlington. After getting out of the store, for the life of me, I could not turn left into Cooper Street again. The traffic was relentless. It was 2:00 P.M. Lunch was supposed to be over an hour ago already. Where are all these vehicles coming from and where were they going? I eventually had to make a right turn and hope to U-turn back, but even that was hell so I headed to Wal-mart instead. Oh my god! What the hell! I could not find a parking space at Wal-mart on a Monday at 2:15 P.M. Packed! Packed, I tell you.! Packed! Is this the reason why we have the spaceship program? Earth is getting too overcrowded.

Oh, one more thing... why the heck is my car insurance premium keep going up and up? I haven't made any claims on anything since 1990. At about $1000/year, these guys are over 10K on the plus side with me. :mad:
 

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I've tried Mars. Plenty of real estate available, but no running water, no streets, no neighbors, etc., so it would be peaceful place.

The thing that keeps bringing me back to Earth is the Oxygen. The expense of having that imported, and the troubles I would encounter with a late shipment, are just not worth the risk.

I guess we just have to live with it, but I do swear people work from 8:00 until 11:30, because anytiem before those and after those times the traffic is ridiculous!

TSI
 

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Sorry men Mars is on hold lack of funds. However we are going to try and clean our air up here. Stop laughing so hard.
 

THE KOD

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dogface said:
I've tried Mars.
The thing that keeps bringing me back to Earth is the Oxygen. The expense of having that imported, and the troubles I would encounter with a late shipment,
TSI
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LMFAO !

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

thats alot funnier than anything yyz has ever said.

KOD
 

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CryBoy

Have to agree with you 100% . Anywhere you go in Georgia
at 1000 AM even on a Sunday four or five lanes of moving traffic on the expressways. Its that way at 2 pm also. I have said many times

DONT THIS FAWKING PPL WORK !

DAMN GO HOME!
 

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dogface,

Is that a picture of you with the shades on? I don't have any smartass remark about it... It's just that I'm bald, have a goatee, and weight 245lbs...

Just curious my long lost brother....
 

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who knows...:shrug: someday it may come down to it... which would give a whole new meaning to "offshore" ;)
 

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F and S...

That is me...

I weigh a little more than you though, now am around 310. I would like to get to 245! :)

TSI
 

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dogface said:
I've tried Mars. Plenty of real estate available, but no running water, no streets, no neighbors, etc., so it would be peaceful place.

The thing that keeps bringing me back to Earth is the Oxygen. The expense of having that imported, and the troubles I would encounter with a late shipment, are just not worth the risk.

I guess we just have to live with it, but I do swear people work from 8:00 until 11:30, because anytiem before those and after those times the traffic is ridiculous!

TSI

Spit out some soda as I was reading this! Too funny Dude!! :D
 
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