n.y. times headlines predicted for year 2035

AR182

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

35 year study concluded: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.

Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
 

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74 YEAR OLD BEANTOWNJIM FINALLY HAS HIS DREAM COME TRUE AFTER GETTING A PENIS IMPLANT AND A YEARS SUPPLY OF VIAGRA HE IS OFF TO COSTA RICA TO BANG A YOUNG COSTA RICAN BROAD,BEANTOWNJIM LOST HIS LOVELY WIFE OF 40 YEARS 6 MONTHS AGO SO HE HAS PLENTY OF DOUGH AND A NEW PENIS.BEANTOWNJIM IS NOW SINGLE AND HE IS LOVING IT HE HAS PLENTY OF MONEY TO GAMBLE WITH.MAN I CANT WAIT NOBODY AROUND TO BOTHER ME AND HOOKERS EVERY NIGHT.JEEZ ITS ONLY 30 YEARS AWAY.

ODDS BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE AROUND IN 2035
YES -140
NO +120

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 EVEN THOUGH IT WAS 32 YEARS AGO I DONT FORGET LENNY IS GONE SO I AM GOING AFTER HIS SON FOR THE 660 DOLLARS PLUS INTEREST;)
 
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