How about this Tbonez

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Little Johnny is in school and the teacher says, "I have a riddle for you all".

There are three birds sitting on a branch a hunter shoots at one of them how many are left. Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher relunctly calls on him and he says, "none". The teacher says how did you come up with that. Little Johnny says the hunter had terrible aim and when he fired the shot he missed but the noise scared all the birds away. The teacher says good there is actually one but I like the way you think.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says I have a riddle for you the teacher says okay. Little Johnny says there are three woman sitting on a park bench eating ice cream one is licking just the the ice cream up and down the second one is licking all all around the ice cream off and the thrid is licking all around and going up and down the ice cream which one is married.

The teacher says I guess the third one and little Johnny says no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.

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Justinsmom I like the way you think.
Im Sean and Kelsey's Dad
Can I buy you an Ice cream cone?;)
 
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I would have to say. You will look good in the dress. Does it mean your ball playing days are over. :cool:
 
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Mel:

I assume the nuptuals will be somewhere in Massachussetts this fall. I may be in the area so let me know and I'll drop in with a gift for you and the missus.

Ed
 
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Because, you know, in your heart, he is not the right guy for you. You've been down the aisle before. Unfortuneately, that soiree didn't turn out quite right. Although it did produce the love of your life, Justin. However, now, doubt creeps in. Is he really the right guy for me? Will he love my son although he is not the father? Do I risk being a two time loser so early in my life?

Yes, Missy, these are questions that need to be answered in the next 85 days. By the way, don't take Justin to the monastary tonight. Lets make sure the good padre concentrates on the pre-Canaan task at hand. If you would like to discuss these issues further, why don't we meet halfway, lets say somewhere in West Virginia (Mountaineer Park) so that I can help you sort out these burning questions before you take the plunge.

I'm only doing this for you.

Dr. Ed
 
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Thanks Eddie ole boy for your insight thoughts. I just don't know what I would do without your words of wisdom.

BTW ... remember no talking about Justin not cool. I thought we already discussed that.

Missy
 
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Hey Eddie , CREEPO ! :thefinger :thefinger
 
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Hi Scott.

Missy

Try to be something other than the over protective dolt that you are. The reference to your son was not derogatory, insulting or could be taken by any reasonable person to be in any way threatening. You are ridiculous.

After all, if you were so "hands off" Justin, why the hell do you use his name. After your wedding maybe you should consider changing your name to Sallyshusband. Sorry, I've been hanging around Penguinfan too much.

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Oh shit.

Now you did it Eddie. Can't you just take your afternoon siesta
and not say disparaging things ?

Here we go.

KOD
 
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