Need deviant help

[Trossi3389]

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OK fawki it.

Draino or boric acid should do the trick.

Either one would eat the bitchs brain along with a good swatch of that blonde hair !

thanks Nole ....... I just needed a little nudge.


mick lets fawk this bitch up !

KOD

:142smilie THATS GREAT!!! nice change of tune!!!! me personally would dump a load in it!!!!

 

[Nole]

Well enuff said if you seen her do the theft red handed.

I would have confronted her on the spot if I had seen that.

But oh well.

One of the meanest things that was ever done
to me goes as follows.

I must warn anyone that doesn't enjoy a good shit story should not continue and get out of this thread now while you can.!


When I was about fourteen , I had a best friend his name was Joey Bernard.

If he had gum or candy or whatever I would usually take more than my share and he the same with my stuff. But one time I ate the whole box of his chiclets gum pack and he got pretty upset with me. Like I was a best friend hog or something.

That day we had enjoyed a huge picnic of barbecue ribs
corn chowder, pork sandwhichs, ham hocks, biscuits and maybe a few pig ears. I was stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.

So Joey (my best friend in the world), plotted out his revenge. He got exlax and put half of them in with the chicklets gum pack. And he left them on his kitchen table where I could spot them.
Yep I downed the pack without thinking much about it.
I think I left the empty box there right on the table for him to pick up and discard.

Now I am at home and its about ten oclock at night and I had left Joeys house with a good night wave and take it easy man.

There is a delayed reaction to exlax and it takes about a hour to really do its magic work of flushing your body to dehydration.
If you take one exlax it will get you going. Two is for the Super Flush. Three are taken only if you are planning colon surgery.
I think I had about seven of the pepperment tablets.


As I layed there chewing the gum I wondered aloud why this gum lost its taste so fast. Threw the gum in the trash and turned the lights out. I was ready to count some sheep, need to rest up had a big day tommorrow.

Then my stomach began to hurt. A subtle hurt not noticable right off so I just ignored it. Then it struck like a lightning bolt. It hit me again and I bolted upright in the bed. Wait a minute. Something is not right here !. My stomach was growling like a dog shiting simmon seeds. I looked in the mirror. I was white as a ghost !

I hurtled chairs getting to the closest toilet.

I don't need to go into great detail about what happened next but suffice it to say there was a explosion with such force that the first gusher of shit slop hit against the side of the toilet and gave me the hardest ass splash better than a Whitewater park ride.

This was the roughest night of my young life.

One side note. If he had filled the whole box with the exlax I think I may have actually died of the shits. My Aunt Martha would have been proud reading that in the local papers.

The next day I go over to his house and he asks me how I slept.

When I relayed what a night I had on the toilet he just had this knowing smirk on his face.

I mean you got to trust your friends right ?

KOD

That was a long time ago Scott. I'm sorry.

Joey

 

[saint]

Definitely something that will change the appearance of her hair...like the bleach mentioned. Urine is great but washes out and she might even not realize. She sounds like a prima donna you need to do something that will ruin her beauty.

And Scott, I have a similar story w/ exlax. When I was an athlete i had to go thru a pretty harsh initiation and one night we had to drink what turned out to be like super-duper exlax, almost a whole bottle, the next 24 hrs were the most miserable of my life i spend the entire day on the pot! There's a reason toilets are made of porcelain...anything else and i would have blown that darn thing to pieces!

 

[THE KOD]

 

[djv]

They have this stuff hunters use to keep there sent away from there prey. It smells like Skunk. For sale and any good sport store. In spray form if I remember right. Just need to disguyse the can. And of course once she uses it the whole 75 foot area will need to be sent outside for about 3 hours.

 

[no pepper]

just put a bowl of antifreeze near her cubicle

 

[MrChristo]

Hair dye. Green. Blue?....I'm sure those blue lolly things you put in the toilet (disolved obviously!) would look great dripping from her long blonde hair.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

This reminds me of about 12 or 13 years ago.............I rented a duplex apartment after leaving my first husband. I had a laundry area that was shared with the downstairs renter (THEY WERE OFFICAL GYPSY's) seriously! They would help themselves to all of my laundry detergents and when they were done they would dilute them thinking I would be stupid enough not to realize. When I was preparing to move I had RAY pour some concrete acid in an ERA bottle , it may have been that boric acid stuff ???? When the last of my stuff was out of there , I smiled and told them that I left some extra detergent behind and smiled and wished them luck!!!!!!!! Needless to say I am not sure how things turned out??? But I can tell you that it not only ruined there clothes but quite possibly there new appliances .................

The way I see it , you get what you get..................SOOOOO go get em MICKSTR68 I think a permanent BLACK hair die would do the trick !!!! OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!! good luck let us know how you make out!!!!!!!!!!

 

[IntenseOperator]

Vinegar

or

Hot pickle-juice

PU

 

[Palmetto Pimp]

Whatever you put in she will prob come storming in and dump it on your wifes head????

 

[cisco]

I'm going along with MJ.

Skunk Spray.

The dye coloring is good too.

:Yep:

 

[IntenseOperator]

They should tell mgmt before hand that they are going to throw down. Mgmt could make something of an event of the situation. I'd definitely pay to see those two go at it. With all the passion and zeal of two alley cats tearing "fur", it could be a big draw. :tongue

 

[BahamaMama]

Mickstr, IMO, anything your wife decides to keep in her purse should be fair game and you've received MANY great suggestions of things to use....LOL

But, the thing she absolutely canNOT do and expect no recourse is *lend* it to the bitch. If she comes up and asks to use the hairspray, she'll either have to say no, or hand her the real stuff.... use the *trap* bottle only for theft.

that way, there is nothing she could say or do to prove it was meant for her....it was just something that your wife happened to be carrying in her purse.

don't forget to update us!!!

 

[freelancc]

you can buy a concentrated skunk scent somewhere.....

i go to Boston one weekend to have Lobster and Corona at Legal's and i return to find out we've put a hit on some unsuspecting employee..:shrug:

 

[Fat & Sassy]

:142smilie THATS GREAT!!! nice change of tune!!!! me personally would dump a load in it!!!!

I agree with Trossi... Through a load or two in the bottle... A little dna never hurt anyone. It'll be the stiffest hair due she has ever had. "What About Mary" Visual..... LMFAO

Bahama mama's played the game.... Heed her advise...

 

[SixFive]

not human urine, but how about Doe in Heat urine? That is some stinkin' stuff! Tink's 69, Code Blue, or Golden Estrous.

If u could collect it someway, cat urine would even be better.

 

[wareagle]

I agree with Trossi and 6-5!

A load of spooge or Deer or Elk Urine. Easily avail. at your local sporting goods store. That shit stinks like the plague

 

[Sportsaholic]

opcorn2

 

[Morris]

opcorn2

:142smilie

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

URINE

This was my first thought.