The Rooster...Funny

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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, "Ok, old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens . . look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon . . .just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race around the farmhouse with you. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop."
The young rooster says, "You know I'm going to beat you, old man,so just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."
They line up in back of the farm house, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM!......he blows the young rooster to bits.
He sadly shakes his head and says, "Damnit, third gay rooster I bought this week!"

 

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Good one Chops
One of best jokes I ever heard was about farmer who had hi-bred hens that killed every rooster he put with them. He finally had the baddest rooster known to mankind ,Roho the Rooster, shipped from Argentina to service his hens. That night after putting Roho in with the hens he heard regular commotion and figured when he got up in morning he would find Roho had met same fate as other roosters. To his surprise it was all his hens that were dead--apon further review his pigs and cows had met same fate. He looked all over for Roho and finally saw him on top of hillside on his back-feet sticking straight up in air with buzzards circling overhead. He walked up the hill to Roho who appeared stiff as a board and with tear in his eye said "without a doubt you are the baddest rooster that ever lived--it is sad to see you finally f--ed yourself to death."--bout that time one of Roho's eyes opened to a slit--he pointed foot upward towards buzzards and whispered --"quite you fool, they are getting ready to land"

 

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That was too funny man...