smart people

TBONEZ0295

Registered User
Forum Member
Apr 27, 2002
2,014
4
0
56
philadelphia
----- Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how smart you really are.


Ready?





GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:





You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!








Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.





Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?














Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! Only if you LAP them, which means that you must be.........


first!!!!





You're not very good at this are you?





Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer..











Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?





Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


















Answer: Nunu?





NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again





KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE
 

Fat & Sassy

Large Member :)
Forum Member
Apr 8, 2004
283
2
0
56
Dog Killer....

Just kidden.....

I'm better now...

Sorry for jumping your ass...
 

Fat & Sassy

Large Member :)
Forum Member
Apr 8, 2004
283
2
0
56
Wils,

No.. No... I did not threaten TBONES

Don't put words in my mouth you slack jawed Appalachian.... I'm not like you banjo picken hillbilly's who fist fight their sisters for the 4 wheeler...

I'm apologizing to T for "wishing someone would knock her on her ass"... I thought she had intentionally killed a dog with antifreeze, and was clinically depressed after our dog had died...


:thefinger
 

TBONEZ0295

Registered User
Forum Member
Apr 27, 2002
2,014
4
0
56
philadelphia
Fat & Sassy said:
Dog Killer....

Just kidden.....

I'm better now...

Sorry for jumping your ass...

its all good LOL ;) I am quite an animal lover myself . I can't even imagine my losing my dog , that we just got about 4 years ago. It was either him "ROCCO" or another baby :D With 4 teens under my roof right now I opted for the dog!!!!!!!:D

anyway I hope that the lose of yours has gotten easier . They say getting a new dog really helps :shrug:
 

dawgball

Registered User
Forum Member
Feb 12, 2000
10,652
39
48
50
I hate to be the bearer of bad news with the oh-so clever quiz, but more than one person can LAP the last person. So, you do not necessarily have to be in first.
 

Mjolnir

Registered User
Forum Member
May 15, 2003
3,747
11
0
S. CAL.
chopstick's
a little salt helps out for the gamier critter's.
got three out of four.
i was lucky.
:thefinger
 

Fat & Sassy

Large Member :)
Forum Member
Apr 8, 2004
283
2
0
56
Thanks TBONEZ...

Chopsticks,

U make me raugh.....

I suspect you like the cumofsumyungboy with you're k9?..

U ben here 4 hourwa,,,,, u leave nowwwwwa.....

:142squint
 
Bet on MyBookie
Top