Just saw a commercial where Kotex has a new product out. Apparently it has a noise free wrapper. As the ad said, 'less crinkling, less crackling.' I guess it will prevent those embarrassing moments in the bathroom where the wrapper was really noisy. Cool.
Good news on the tampon front
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Wow that's great news. This may be the greatest innovation in the industry since the introduction of wings. :spotting:
(That's the "spotting" smiley doing a little dance.)
(That's the "spotting" smiley doing a little dance.)
Too bad Dr. Freeze's father didn't hear that noise emanating from the bathroom nine months prior to the good doctors birth.
Eddie
Eddie
Ya know Ctown, I had a real debate going as to whether to refer to your father or Dr. Freezes father in the foregoing post as I believe the feelings of most who read yours and the quacks posts would be the same. But since I'm banging your wife I elected to humiliate the quack from Kansas instead of the loser from LA.
By the way, its tolerant not tolerate. As in, no one can tolerate you and/or your posts.
Eddie
By the way, its tolerant not tolerate. As in, no one can tolerate you and/or your posts.
Eddie
There you go again eddie, your backsliding, but that's all right, a few sessions with your shrink will bring you back to reality
GM said:Wow that's great news. This may be the greatest innovation in the industry since the introduction of wings. :spotting:
(That's the "spotting" smiley doing a little dance.)
Yeah GM, the invention of wings was huge (even though revenues declined 32% in the panty industry). But still, the noise free extraction of the apparatus solves centuries old gripes that women have had regarding loud ass wrappers. This problem has finally been solved and I for one am happy about it.
Eddie,
I doubt Freezes dad was disappointed before his birth. He probably didn't start having doubts until Freeze started quoting David Duke at age three. He *really* knew something was wrong when, at age eleven, instead of having posters on his walls of rock groups and bikini-clad women like normal young men, Freeze had a signed portrait of Rush Limbaugh on his wall, a bust of Ronald Reagan on his nightstand, and a Bible with pages that stuck together under his mattress.
Kosar:
Although I have never met the good doctor, everytime I read one of his posts I envision he looks just like Frank Burns on MASH.
Eddie
Although I have never met the good doctor, everytime I read one of his posts I envision he looks just like Frank Burns on MASH.
Eddie
Eddie Haskell said:
Yeah, I could see that. But I picture him looking John Ashcroft. Quite a bit younger, but with a similarly sized tree trunk sticking out of his ass, dragging around on the ground.
humorous
humorous
Q: what do you call a florida gynecologist?
A: a spreader of old wives' tails...
Q: what's the difference between courtney love and wayne gretzky?
A: wayne takes a shower after 3 periods ....
humorous
Q: what do you call a florida gynecologist?
A: a spreader of old wives' tails...
Q: what's the difference between courtney love and wayne gretzky?
A: wayne takes a shower after 3 periods ....
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Eddie Haskell said:
Stick to the law, Horowitz!
Porkin' the ol lady when she's riding the cotton pony, or wearin' the mouse mattress, is about the best time to avoid knockin' up the skank.
Around 7-12 days after she starts the slow bleed is the "danger zone".
(This message has been brought to you by the Republicans for a Liberal Free America.)
yyz:
I hope you're not practicing the rhythm method as your form of birth control. Actually a woman's most fertile time is 12-16 days after the 1st day of her menses.:shrug:
VA,
Those are just "guesstimates", yours and mine.
The main point was that when she's rustlin' the wrapper, it is one of the safest times to "do it".
Those are just "guesstimates", yours and mine.
The main point was that when she's rustlin' the wrapper, it is one of the safest times to "do it".
You're correct about the least fertile days being while she's on her period but you just keep on guesstimating on Days 12-16. If you don't use any other form of contraception, you're eventually gonna be called Daddy!
I am curious though, does menstruation automatically gain a woman the moniker "skank" or do you just hate all women?
I am curious though, does menstruation automatically gain a woman the moniker "skank" or do you just hate all women?
"Mouse mattress" - Never heard it referred to as such...learn somethin all the time.
I try to be sensitive to a woman's menstrual situation...besides it's not such a bad thing, just a lil messy, if ya know what I mean.
I try to be sensitive to a woman's menstrual situation...besides it's not such a bad thing, just a lil messy, if ya know what I mean.
Y:
I'm disappointed. I never thought I would have to explain one of my jokes to you. The point was that after Ma and Pa Freeze did the dirty deed in their love nest hoping to bring baby Freeze into this world, Ma would find that she needed to plug the dike, rustle the wrappers, as the red river was a flowin. Thereby precluding conception of baby Freeze and allowing this forum to travel through time and space less one major league imbecile.
Geez.
Eddie
I'm disappointed. I never thought I would have to explain one of my jokes to you. The point was that after Ma and Pa Freeze did the dirty deed in their love nest hoping to bring baby Freeze into this world, Ma would find that she needed to plug the dike, rustle the wrappers, as the red river was a flowin. Thereby precluding conception of baby Freeze and allowing this forum to travel through time and space less one major league imbecile.
Geez.
Eddie
