A man died and went to heaven.
> > As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
> > wall of clocks behind him.
> > He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> >
> > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
> > Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
> > Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> >
> > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> > "That's Mother Teresa's.
> > The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
> >
> > "Incredible," said the man.
> > "And whose clock is that one?"
> > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
> > The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies
> > in
> > his
> > entire life."
> >
> > "Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
> > "His clock is in God's office.
> > He's using it as a ceiling fan."
> > As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge
> > wall of clocks behind him.
> > He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> >
> > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
> > Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
> > Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
> >
> > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
> > "That's Mother Teresa's.
> > The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
> >
> > "Incredible," said the man.
> > "And whose clock is that one?"
> > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
> > The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies
> > in
> > his
> > entire life."
> >
> > "Where's John Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
> > "His clock is in God's office.
> > He's using it as a ceiling fan."
