just had fist fight with neighbors

Trossi3389

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well guys,me and the old lady got with it with these co$%sukers neighbors, this is whats up, these fawks behind us ( A DRUNK EX-STRIPPER PIG AND HER NO WEARING PANTS HUSBAND ) start chit with evrey house on the block,this is the set up>>>there not even on our street,im playing with my dog in the back yard,WITH A SQUEKY BALL,this everclear SL*T comes outside with her hands up in the air wanting to fight me,LMFAO,as shes coming out, her puppet husband runs in inside his house,cause i warned his A$$ 2 yrs ago that i dont play that 6th grade chit when she started chit back then,but shes been starting with other neighbors plenty,so anyways this DRUNK C$NT is screaming she wants to fight me,( I KNEW IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THIS BI$%CH DRANK A BIG ENOUGH BOTTLE TO FINALLY GET THE KAHOONAS TO FAWK WITH US ) so my girl comes out and sees this bitch swinging at me over the fence,THATS IT,my girl snapped and we both jump over into there property,i watched them go,here comes no pants out of his house,i say lets go FAWK,he runs right over to the girls,they both had eachothers hair,i tell my old lady let go of her hair,she listened,no pants tells his stink to let go she doesnt,i warn her let go 15 times,she doesnt,ok so I PUNCHED HER SQUARE between the eyes,FAWK IT,finally,me and no pants are on,this fawk puts me into a pu$%y headlock,i grab him by his ankle and nearly broke the fawking thing,so now were rolling in his backyard,this guy is twice the size of me by the way,next thing i know the neighbors next door to him break it up..chit happened so quick,,i cant believe the cops didnt come.. anyways afterward,after the whole fawking world is out yapping about what happened and ALL on our side,told me that these nuts cant call the cops anymore or there getting taken away, thats how much these people fawk with evreyone with cops and animal control.. now heres the fawked up part,i cant call the cops neither cause we jump onto there property, i want to blowtorch these fawks right now..WTF am i supposed to do next?? these people are fawked guys...:cursin:
 

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Intermission

Intermission

Holy Sh*t Tross calm down. It's over.

You defended your turf. don't think you'll be bothered anymore by the neighborhood Hooker and/or Nudist.

Now roll a fatty and click on this link: http://www.thegreatillusion.com/

Dr. Feelgood also reccomends: http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/psychoactives.shtml

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Hang in there...Chan

OOOPS- almost forgot, and try not to throw the squeaky ball over their fence
 
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Trossi3389

Thanks for sharing your story. I would not do ANYTHING further. Completely ignore these neighbors and do not even try and start up any fight. Don't even talk to them. If they try and start something walk away. These people sound crazy and crazy people do crazy/stupid things. They might be carrying a knife now with them at all times, or maybe godforbid a gun. Just put this behind you and them. Just stay away from them and wait for them to do something to your property then call the cops. It sucks you cannot call the cops because you went onto their property. I might even try and patch things up. I would be scared for my life if they get into their crazy head wanting revenge onto you or your wife. STAY CLEAR AND WATCH OUT!!!!!! Be careful and hopefully this mess ends for you.

*Edit: had mix up with the font size, thanks pointing it out.
 
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beat his dog....kidnap his children....burn his house down.......

it`s o.k. to get medieval.....just don`t get "gutter" on the guy.....

by that i mean,don`t call an attorney....you`ll both end up paying through the nose....l
 
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Ah, the gardenweasel/dogs that bark anti-lawyer mantra strikes again in the most unexpected and unusual threads. Once again, our favorite anti-lawyer posters find a way to stretch this poor individuals Springeresque neighborhood experience into a platform to repititously put forward their agendas.

To borrow an attack from your anti-lawyer bretheren, at least I have the kahonies to state my occupation on these boards. We are only left to guess at what sector of the medical, banking, insurance, manufacturing, and/or other corporate minion industry you work for.

Since this sloth recommends that you avoid the legal arena to resolve your disputes, I suggest you take one or more of the following measures to eliminate this problem:

1) arm yourself and your family and/or hire a hit man;
2) move;
3) shoot them before they shoot you;
4) calmly and intelligently resolve your differences with Dr. Freeze and his spouse;
5) place claymores in your backyard
6) claim that your neighbors have weapons of mass destruction in their basement, form a coalition with Pagua and begin a shock and awe assault on Elm Street; or
7) otherwise beat the crap out of one another.

Following one or more of the foregoing suggestions will eliminate your need to retain an attorney and save you a bunch of cash. For now, anyway.

Eddie
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
I suggest you take one or more of the following measures to eliminate this problem:

1) arm yourself and your family and/or hire a hit man;
2) move;
3) shoot them before they shoot you;
4) calmly and intelligently resolve your differences with Dr. Freeze and his spouse;
5) place claymores in your backyard
6) claim that your neighbors have weapons of mass destruction in their basement, form a coalition with Pagua and begin a shock and awe assault on Elm Street; or
7) otherwise beat the crap out of one another.


Eddie

lol..
 

Chanman

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Tross- Hope you & the wife have calmed down. Take it easy & talk to the neighbors to see how they feel. You should also have something documented- ask your friends to write a brief synopsis just in case. Most of this should blow over. I'm sure all the surrounding eyes & ears will be alert for any recurrances. Sucks to live next to ppl who behave so rudely.

On another note it seems you are a Republican according to djv. You must be. You were threatened and you took matters into your own hands instead of forming a neighborhood coalition and sanctioning the offenders. Yes you did enter their property, but I don't think they'll be threatening you anymore since they got a taste of their own medicine. I guess reasoning & dialogue are not enough sometimes. (P.S.- djv also thinks you should dump your wife.)

Hope it all works out & take care.
 

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Lmao

Lmao

Eddie Haskell said:
4) calmly and intelligently resolve your differences with Dr. Freeze and his spouse;

Eddie

Don't think it was Freeze.....

He wouldn't have stopped :)


Great Fvckin story Trossi:clap:
 

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Hopefully you have drawn the line and they won't soon dare to cross it. In the future these whackos will eliminate themselves in due time without any help from you.

Note to scott : how about tryng a font size that people can actually read.
 

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thanks for the responces guys,well,the old lady wakes me up at 5 this morning before work realizing her diamond is missing out of her ear ring, :rolleyes: ..the fawking thing must be in there backyard, :rolleyes: WTF! fawk,after rethinking the whole soap opra last night,i should of called the cops and said that pig grabbed my girls hair and dragged her over the fence.. scott,naaaa,these people love this chit,they will continue there crap! im not worried about these fawks coming after us with a knife or a gun,( WE CAN HANDLE OUR OWN ) its my dog im worried about,, god forbid they try to harm him in any way!! :mad: ill kill the mother fawkers!!! as of right now my plans is to build a wood privacy fence along the back of my house and play it by ear.. these mother fawkers,im livid!!! now i gotta try to think how to get her diomond.. UNFAWKING REAL!
 

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sounds like they will stay away. even if they ever get the balls to try something again, they will have to be blind drunk.
 

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Eddie Haskell said:
1) arm yourself and your family and/or hire a hit man;
2) move;
3) shoot them before they shoot you;
4) calmly and intelligently resolve your differences with Dr. Freeze and his spouse;
5) place claymores in your backyard
6) claim that your neighbors have weapons of mass destruction in their basement, form a coalition with Pagua and begin a shock and awe assault on Elm Street; or
7) otherwise beat the crap out of one another.

Following one or more of the foregoing suggestions will eliminate your need to retain an attorney and save you a bunch of cash. For now, anyway.
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Eddie

Seriously that is the funniest thing you have ever put in writing. I was laughing my
ass off at them suggestions.

As for Tross ....where is your head. How old are you people involved in this ?

Damn jumping over fences beating neighbors....uhhh its not real civilized or sociable.

Its just not what normal people do. And I don't mean that in a bad way as I have

been there close to the same thing.

Man at the first sign of their aggession that was witnessed. You got the cops on your side.
Instead of retaliating you should have been 911 then when the cops got there sat back
and watched the fun. Hell she could get 2 years on a aggravated assault charge.

They would have taken her to jail.

I would make sure I had someone I trusted watching out if there are any further incidents.
The ones with the best witnesses will win hands down.

If the cops had shown up and seen yall fighting they would have said....

Up against the wall and spread em.

Put your hands behind your backs you are under arrest.

Or a camera would be handy. Hey maybe it will show up on one of TV shows like COPS.


Damn its a crazy world but we live here.
 
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Trossi3389

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Scott-Atlanta said:
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Eddie

Seriously that is the funniest thing you have ever put in writing. I was laughing my
ass off at them suggestions.

As for Tross ....where is your head. How old are you people involved in this ?

Damn jumping over fences beating neighbors....uhhh its not real civilized or sociable.

Its just not what normal people do. And I don't mean that in a bad way as I have

been there close to the same thing.

thats the whole thing scott, were all in our middle 30's here,, but its them,they were warned by me 2 yrs ago not to play that b.s with us and i left it alone,( I DONT EXIST U DONT EXIST ) im cool with that,me and the old lady havent faught anybody in about 10 yrs.but no these fawks had to spark it and we were not going to tuck tail and ignore/run.. fawk them... ill play anyway they want to play it.. were going to live our lives like we usally do.. and if they fawk with us again...its on again.. i got a family to protect and there not changing my lifestyle.. ill start with the fence and go from there.. its probably gonna cost me an arm and a leg.. :rolleyes:
 

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Tross

Yeh I understand that.

I would definately do the fence thing.

I have a div of my business that does fencing. We concentrate on high end residential and medium commercial jobs. I travel over Ga selling. Dont do much wood though, but I have in the past.

I would say go with 6' High wood box fence. There are no spaces and you will forget they live over there as you wont see much of them anymore.

Expect to pay 10-15 bucks a foot installed. 4x4 posts 18" in concrete. That is if your land
is level with no obstructions to go around. Up hills and in woods and you will pay through
the nose as its a pain in the ass.

If you have any carpenter skills buy the stuff from Home Depot or Lowes. It runs about $35 dollars for a 8 foot long section. So 400 bucks just for the sections to fill 100 ft. Add the posts and concrete and around $ 575.00 material costs.

Contractor for 100 ft will charge about 1200. so you see the labor costs involved.
Digging post holes aint fun. Can be a pain in the ass to make wood sections level out
and look good.

You can rent a post hole digger 100 bucks/day.
But for just 18 holes and some muscle usage you could do it.
All the while digging you could just say over and over......These neighbors
will dissappear, these neighbors will disappear.

Set the posts first make sure you use a string line.
Come behind with the wood fence sections and nail the shit out of them.

But hey remember if your in jail no one can take care of your dog.

I laughed when you said you were protecting your family, but if they touched the
dog you would slit their throats from ear to ear !

I would also chock up the diamond earring as a loss and go buy the wife another one.
Going over there with flashlights or at anytime to say you are looking for a earring
will not go over well. Trepassing and all that.

Geezzz...Here we go again
 
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