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I;m sorry ........... LMAO I had a long day at the office today and when I got home and checked my email this was something that was passed onto me ..........

I just couldn't help but to think of you , you know cows.......... golf.............. LOL :142lmao: :scared :D

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
>two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck.
>
>Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
>
>"Well," the man says, "It's like this; I was playing a quiet round of golf
>with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
>pasture of cows.
>
>We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of
>the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and lifted up
>the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
>it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
>
>That's when I made my big mistake."
>
>"What did you do?" the doctor asks.
>
>"Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
>Hey, this looks like yours!"
>
>"I don't remember much after that!"
 
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