A businessman's fax to his wife: "To my dear wife: You will surely
understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no
longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret
the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old
secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall
be home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the
dining-room table: "My dear husband: I received your fax and thank you
for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform
you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with
Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation. Although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18. And
therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow!"
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understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no
longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret
the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old
secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall
be home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the
dining-room table: "My dear husband: I received your fax and thank you
for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform
you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with
Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation. Although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18. And
therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow!"
:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
