Cincinnati @ Ohio State

Eddie Haskell

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I just saw that the Buckeyes are 15 1/2 point favorites to defeat my Bearcats this saturday at the horseshoe. Yours truly will be attending (flask in back pocket of jeans) in Columbus.

Frankly, I urge all of you to try and obtain tickets to attend this historic event as for the first time in over 80 years the Buckeyes will go down to defeat to an Ohio team.

Yes, you heard it first here, six days before kickoff, that I, yes I, predict that the University of Cincinnati Bearcats will not only cover this paltry 15 1/2 point spread but, in actuality and reality, defeat the Ohio State University Buckeyes in there very own backyard.

If you will recall, last year, I predicted that my beloved and winless Cincinnati Bengals would not only cover but defeat the undefeated Kansas City Chiefs at Paul Brown Stadium. As you all know, I was correct and that victory launched the Bengals to there fabulous 8-8 record.

Since that time, the great Eddie has not made any predictions. I prefer picking quality games infrequently rather then numerous games on a daily basis to satisfy the insatiable cravings of the average gambler. Spot plays, well thought out, and in the right circumstances are the keys to winning at this gambling game.

I look to stretch my record to 2-0. F*** the points, Bearcats on the moneyline. I will be there for the play by play. I have so much confidence in this pick that I am posting it in the general discussion forum as opposed to the ncaa football forum. That fact I can plausibly deny that I was serious and say I was kidding if the bearcats lose by posting in this thread as opposed to the real thread, should not be considered by you in placing the value of your childs college tuition on the cats.

UC 20
OSU 17.

Eddie
 

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Who the hell moved this thread into the real gamblers forum. Get me the hell out of here. Jack, god dam it, my edit buttons not working. Look I have a reputation to maintain. Please for Gods sake move this garbage back to the general discussion forum. Please guys, don't listen to me. I'm sorry, I have no business over here. Don't bet your childrens college fund on the Bearcats. Just kidding. Really guys, don't do it.

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Eddie

It must be a lot closer to the equator down there in Cincinnati then it is here cause you need to come in out of the sun. You need to digest some refreshments and take those jumper cables off your ears. And take the alluminum foil off your head as it don't help your psychic abilities all that much even if it proves helpful with your TV reception. There will be meaningful tort reform in place long before your Bearcats down the football factory team up I-71. OSU going away.
 

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Auspice:

Up to the above post, I had agreed with everything you have said your entire life. It is with great chagrin that I now realize that although you are politically astute and in tune with the world, you do not know shit from shineola when it comes to handicapping college football. Next thing your going to tell me is that Freeze knows how to handicap. What a topsy turvy world we live in.

Regardless, I have lost all respect for you and hope that you are involved in a violent and firery death behind the wheel of your F-150 within the next 6 days. Buddy, what the hell are you talking about, I did not refer to Dr. Strangelove above. My God what with all the praise he gets after posting all his pictures you would think he is the Lord.

Besides that, what the hell are you doing in this Ohio only thread. Why don't you just stick to some of that B class football you play in Pennsylvannia like Pitt and Penn State. Speaking of death, is Paterno still coaching those pathetic Nittany Lions.

Now before someone starts bitching about "hey move this shit back to the general discussion forum", I agree. Jack move it back.

Eddie
 

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good luck,counselor...i got it at 17(had to buy half)...

hopping on the private jet to get back from the republican convention protests,eh....

it`s a wonderful life...... :yup
 
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Weasel:

Are you betting with my Bearcats? If so, that is the first thing we agree on. Mazeltov.

AR: No one. Thank you, I will enjoy the game. Hopefully weather here in the nations breadbasket will cooperate.

Don't you just hate Hang on Sloopy. I mean really, get a song from at least the 90's or something. What a goofy university.

Will be tailgateing at 17th and Indianola for anyone who wants to lay some serious jack on the school that equates Woody Hayes with the Lord. I'll take all comers.

Ed

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As usual, I have to spell it out for you. When you say "I got it at 17" do you mean you are betting on the University of Cincinnati (pronounced sinsinatee) and receiving (getting) 17 points OR do you mean that you bet on the Ohio State University (pronounced Oh hi oh) and are giving 17 points to the University of Cincinnati (see pronounciation above).

Yes = betting on Ohio State and giving 17 points to the University of Cincinnati.

No= betting on the University of Cincinnati and getting 17 points.

Eddie
 

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your honor....you are obviously not versed in the fine art of losing money on college football....

if i bought a half point from 16.5 to 17,i probably wouldn`t be taking the favorite.....

check the dyslexia medication bottle expiration date.....
 

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gardenweasel said:
your honor....you are obviously not versed in the fine art of losing money on college football....

if i bought a half point from 16.5 to 17,i probably wouldn`t be taking the favorite.....

check the dyslexia medication bottle expiration date.....

I beg to differ. My losings in college football approach the deficit your boy is creating in DC. The day that I quit gambling, Harrahs stock dropped 39%. Don't tell me about losing money poopsie.

However, you are correct, I missed that. I also wish you well on your new path. An intelligent, rational and well rounded life begins with the first correct decision.

By the way, you coulda saved your money on buying the half point. Like I said, dump a little on the money line and have a wonderful opening day to gambling season.

Eddie
 
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