Earthquake in Mexico

[cisco]

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico.

Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know
where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American counties are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

God Bless America!

 

[freelancc]

 

[RexBudler]

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The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

God Bless America!

:142lmao:

 

[jyapur]

Fu?k you

 

[Chanman]

It fiigures- two hispanics and they can't agree on a joke. :help:

 

[MrChristo]

A Russian, Mexican and American were sitting around a camp fire one night, drinking and telling stories.
The Russian cracks open a bottle of Vodka, has one swig, throws the bottle in the air and shoots it.
"Why'd you do that?", asked the American.
"We have so many bottles of Vokda in Russia that we can afford to waste what we don't use."
The Mexican cracks open a bottle of Tequila, has one swig, throws the bottle in the air and shoots it.
"Why'd you do that?", asked the American again.
"We have so many bottles of Tequila in Mexico that we can afford to waste what we don't use."
By now the American is catching on.
He cracks open his bottle of Jack Daniels, has one swig, throws the bottle in the air and shoots the Mexican.