Rock Paper Scissors World Championships Start Tomorrow!!

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Yes, it's finally here. The best of the best of the RPS (Rock Paper Scissors) world get together in one place, to shake their fists at one another, until only one person is left standing.

http://www.rpschamps.com/

Make sure to check out the rules link, and in particular the video of the World's Toughest RPS referee.

2.For those new to the game, the only acceptable throws are Rock, Paper and Scissors. Any use of Dynamite, Bird, Well, Spock, Water, Match, Fire, God, Lightning, Bomb, Texas Longhorn, or other non-sanctioned throws, will result in automatic disqualification.
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5.0 Participants must exercise extreme dexterity, caution and care to not initiate contact between the opposing fists during any point of the priming phase. The direct contact of the fists can cause scraping, chaffing, or rapping of the knuckles. Make sure any onlookers are aware of the intentions of the players as the swinging of closed fists can be mistaken as a sign of a potentially combative situation.
5.0.1 Should direct contact occur, players should stop play immediately and assess any personal injuries before restarting the prime and replaying the game.
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Note: At the conclusion of the match after the winner has been determined, some players will offer a vertical Paper throw or "handshake". While this gesture is seen in other circles as good manners to thank your opponent for the match, it is important to note that this action should not be expected or required in RPS, due to the fact that in general a ?handshake" is used as "deal sealer" between two parties. Since the results of an RPS match are considered to be binding, the "handshake" can be considered a redundancy since, in effect, the " deal" has already been "sealed" with the outcome of the match.
 

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I have 5 grand on "paper" taking it all........I'm telling ya, the final will come down to a "paper" win........got good odds as well....just lay down the cash on "paper" people........paper will roll!!

(pun...oh what a pun!)
 

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kickserv said:
I have 5 grand on "paper" taking it all........I'm telling ya, the final will come down to a "paper" win........got good odds as well....just lay down the cash on "paper" people........paper will roll!!

(pun...oh what a pun!)

Is that a testicle play
 

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how do I know it's paper....well I'll tell ya........inside info, yep that's right...inside info......my source tells me that the fav has a cramp in both hands, there is no way he'll be able to consitently make a fist (rock), you know he'll be saving himself for the final. He'll be cramping and have no choice but to go with paper, rock won't win GM....it just won't win......!!!!
 

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Kickserv, silly Kickserv....

You start off in the rock position!! When you know he's going to go paper...well, that's when you throw scissors. It's as easy as that. You do that enough to him and eventually he decides "screw this" and he decides he's going to fight scissors with scissors, and hope to catch you going paper. That's when you hit him with the rock...and it's all over but the crying....

Rock's a Lock. You read it here first.
 
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