Eddie Haskell said:
off stage. where she belongs.
Eddie
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that reminds me of a joke.
A florist went to a barber shop to get a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replied, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist was
pleased and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber arrived at his shop to open, he found
a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a policeman came for a haircut. When he started to pay his bill
the barber again replied, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week." The policeman left the shop
with a smile.
The next morning, when the barber arrived to open the shop, he found a
thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then, Eddie came in for a haircut. When he started to pay his bill the barber again replied, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week."
Eddie was very happy as he left the shop.
The next morning when he arrived to open the shop, he found a dozen attorneys lined up for a free haircut.
They called themselves the Friends of Eddie.
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