Uncle Clems Christmas Club Account.

[Clem D]

Well my brother in law just paid me back a grand I loaned him back in 89. I counted that gone long ago, so now it is like found money.So I plunked it down into a new account at a sponsor book that was offering a 20% sign on.(Yea I told them Mj's sent me. So I got this idea that I'm gonna play 3 doggie money lines in the nfl for a $100 until the money is gone or I got enough to by my fat bitch wife a treadmill to hang her clothes on and a new stove to burn my fcuking dinner in for xmas.

I'll keep track of the fun right here. So Starting with 1200.00

This weeks doggies already in my main thread.

Chiefs+200
Bengals+170
49ers+ 150

 

[boilermaker]

Good Luck Clem. I think I would buy that brother-in-law a beer. After all those years and he came through. Like the Niners and Bengals.

 

[The Jets Fan]

I think i would thank him then kick ass for lost interest{but only after the check cleared]

Love the Buy her a treadmill to hang her clothes on! Priceless,I'm still laughing :142lmao:

 

[Clem D]

Yea now I feel reaqlly shitty about giving him those oysters I left out in the sun 4 years ago.
Oh well

 

[weedman]

gl clem
love the bungles and niners plays
what will you buy the bil with your winnings?

 

[Clem D]

1-2 even in this thread. Plays tomorrow.

 

[Clem D]

I didn't sign on to break even. Joanne needs that treadmill and new stove to burn my dinner. I have received alot of fan mail asking what I'm gonna get the brother in law with the winnings. After alot of thought I have decided to get the spunk monkey a trip with Ol' Clem and the boys Shark fishing 30 miles out. I know I'm a hell of a nice guy. Did I mention I'm making the sandwiches for that trip. Oh yea we'll be breaking out the Bad Mayo for his turkey on rye. kid will be down below wishing blowing groceries all day. On to the picks

Raiders +310
Lions +250
Browns Browns +240
and a bonus play
Giants +160

 

[Clem D]

Think 2 out of the 4 will cash?
50% here would be a nice profit. Have a great weekend

 

[Clem D]

Uncle Clem smells some doggies.. Getting clobbered in Vegas wish you were here

 

[Clem D]

2 out of 4 turned a nice profit in this account.

 

[Clem D]

We are 3-4 in this thread
+210

This week SeaHags+ 175
Saints +160
Bengals +130

 

[Clem D]

See ya for the night cap

 

[V2J]

Hillarious! Good luck to you

 

[Clem D]

Another week Like last and I'll have to sell some of the wifes Jewelry to buy her christmas presents.
This account 3-7
-90

This week
Titans +250 Who needs points?

Jets +240 I'll take the points in the other thread.

Dolphins +240. I know lay off the heroin

Lions +240

enjoy boys

 

[Clem D]

need a big day today.

 

[Clem D]

lions and fish guarantee a profit for today.

 

[Clem D]

This Account stands at 5-9 +190.00

Factoring in the $200 bonus the christmas club account now stands at 1390.00. Looks like the old ladys jewelry is safe for another week. Stick around Ol' Clem is gettting a little bored I think next week we may take a a shot at some real money. Uncle Clem wants to be able to buy his favorite "neice" in Atlantic City a Pearl Necklace.

 

[Clem D]

Cards +160
Raiders +210

dollar each
but wait theres more!!!

3 team parlay for a buck
Seahags-8
Ravens+7.5
Titans -3

Tease them
Hags +2
Ravens +17.5
Titans +7

For a nickle

 

[Clem D]

My Favorite"Niece" in Atlantic City is asking for a new laptop. So I need to get this account moving. Being a sugar daddy ain't cheap. One can only rough up the suspect so much though and the old lady stopped paying dues for the equiptment a long time ago. The only thing that resembles my pecker that goes into her mouth now is a chicken wing.

Fading the top 3 hilton teams by teasing their opponents and parlaying them. 3 bucks on the tease
Detroit +13
zona +13.5
Falcons +17.5

Det+3
zona+3.5
Falcons+7.5
1 buck on the parlay

 

[V2J]

Clem this thread is hilarious. Good luck to you this week