Bearded Clem's B.O.Y.D play

Clem D

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This morning while soothing the ass beating I took yesterday with Stoli screwdrivers and countless draft beers I remmebered what a wise man once said.. When you find yourself in a hole stop digging. This guy also said when your wife stops letting you near her hole it's time to start digging one for her. A younger Clem would have chased after the money I'm down and tried to win it back immediately only to dig a deeper whole. Today however I came up with a plan. Since divorce will piss the kids off and no husband gets away with killing his wife there was only one answer.

A trip to Vegas disguised as a trip to see my godfather in Florida. I'm working on the details now but it looks like I'll be in the desert for thanksgiving. This means Instead of eating the old buzzards dry bird, I will be eating something a lot moister in the backroom of Crazhorse Too!!

I have 1100 left in my Nfl account and I will not replenish. I don't want to throw good money after bad so I will make a 500 wager every week until it is gone or Im in positive ground. With College going well and my best sport a little over a week a way it is time for me to cut losses in nfl.

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD PLAY

Philly -6
Risk 550 to win 500
 

Blackman

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Personally, I love the play. I believe Reid is 8-1 on MNF, and coming off a loss the Eagles will like nothing more than to officially knock their rivals out of the playoff race.


Just to add: PhiladelphiaEagles.com reports the Philadelphia Eagles are an NFL-best 15-2 following a loss since 2000.

Best of luck.
 
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Penguinfan

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Good news Clem, the transportation department here in PA saw my wife jogging on the side of the road the other day and today the "Wide Load" sign for her ass arrived via UPS, that has to be a sign things will change for us, right???
 

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hope you win ... my 2 cents is that dallas truly is bad ... however, Phily hasnt played well in last 3 games, so maybe they are past due ... thie running game is horrible, they seem to have lotsa injuries as 3/4 guys were carted off in Ravens game; this is also philly's 5 rd game in 7--so maybe they will be extra focused knowing the Home sched is in their favor after this week ... Tuna is pissed, and that scares me some; tho he seems to have caught red tide ...

gl, clem, rooting for you got philly to win east big,
gregg
 

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Thanks guys took a beating in college yesterday. If this game loses My wife will be residing in a battered womans shelter.
 

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Blackman said:
Personally, I love the play. I believe Reid is 8-1 on MNF, and coming off a loss the Eagles will like nothing more than to officially knock their rivals out of the playoff race.


Just to add: PhiladelphiaEagles.com reports the Philadelphia Eagles are an NFL-best 15-2 following a loss since 2000.

Best of luck.
they also have a great record against NFC east teams last 3 years...gl on the play...will be on it with you
 

Clem D

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49er panthers over 41

risk 550 to win 500


I cap this number at 44. Weather is perfect carolina cant run lots of balls in the air. Need 1 unexpected Td to make this go over easily, like a punt or int for a td. Good luck
 

Clem D

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Not for the week of heart. I can not see the Bills winning this game but i do not want to lay the Td. Please don't follow this play.


Pats risk 1650 to win 500
on the money line
 

Clem D

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I just bought this Eagle bet back. Call it cowardice or whatever you will. I just have a weird feeling Im on the wrong side here. In this case discretion is the better part of valor.

Gun to my head the eagles minus 6 is the right side. Something smells like fish, and the wife ain't cooked fishsticks in quite a spell.
 

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Clem, I hear what you're saying. Obviously, I follow the Boyz pretty well. This game just doesn't look like a good spot for them. I almost want to unload on the Eagles. I see this situation being like last night... take the better talanted team who is going in the right direction. No BS. I just know that when I do, Vinny and company will find a way to win or cover. The media and local fans have been tearing Dallas up lately, wouldn't it just be perfect for me to unload on Philly and Dallas actually play to thier potential?
 

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Clem, I have to say just jumping into your thread and reading it from start to finish...I feel ya, brother! I had a nice chuckle on it, and I appreciate your take. I think you have been right on with all of it. I think it's a sign you will be raking soon...hang in there, buddy. The worm turns when it is darkest before the storm, or some such thing. Good luck!
 
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