Good friend Jimmy O'Malley was sitting at the pub one night. After a few pints he goes to stands up he falls flat on his face. Sitting there on the ground, Jimmy thinks to himself as his head spins he must have tied one on . SO he grabs a bar stool and picks him self up, and says to the tender, NO MORE for me and I thinks I better be going. Turns to leave and again falls flat on his face. Tender jumps of the bar and says Sir you ok? Jimmy says does it look like I'm ok, I'm pretty hammered can you call me a taxi. The tender in disbelief helps the man up and said first should you need me to fetch your wheelchair? 
Cheers
Irish
Cheers
Irish
