Go Greek

[Chanman]

A virgin marries a man from Athens, and before the wedding her father gives her a warning. "Because your husband is Greek, he may ask you to turn the other way in bed," he cautions. "But remember, my dear-you don't have to if you don't want to."
On their honeymoon the couple are having sex for the first time when the husband asks his new wife to turn over.
"No, she refuses." "I don't have to do this."
"OK," he replies. "But you're the one who wants children."

 

[IntenseOperator]

Gay Joe

Gay Joe

Gay Joe goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The
doctor comes back and says "Joe, I'm not going to beat around
the bush. You have AIDS." Joe is devastated. "Doc, what can
I do?"

Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,
1/2 box of Raisin Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune
juice."

Joe asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?! "

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better
understanding of what your ass is for."

 

[sportsnut13]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :142lmao:

 

[Chanman]

Great joke IO.

The Hustler defintion of a fart.

A Greek Love call.

What do they call hemorrhoids in San Francisco?

Speed Bumps.

 

[cisco]

Real funny!
:142hump: :brows:

 

[IntenseOperator]

might as well.....

might as well.....

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

`What's Michaels' next movie?
~Honey I Blew the Kid.

`What's Michaels' favorite group?
~New Kids on the Cock.

`What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?
~Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Like candy from a baby.

`What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?
~Anal retention.

`What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?
~Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

`What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
~Michael's been able to have kids.

`What's Michael's favorite dish?
~Creamed shrimp.

`Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
~He wants to spend more time with the kids.

`How are Michael's friends like U.S. veterans?
~They all get ****ed in the end.

`How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?
~Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

`What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson?
~"The African Queen."

`How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin?
~He's got children out the ass.

Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman are have come out with a
new video called... "I'll beat it for you."

`Why did Michael Jackson want to join the Branch Davidians?
~So he could be black again.

`How does Michael Jackson resemble the Cincinatti Reds?
~They're both whiter than they should be.