i give up

ELVIS

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seriously, the f'n dog has now eaten 3 different walking/jogging shoes in the last yr. these all belong to the wife. i have been picking these f'ers off of the floor for her for yrs. but the one night i don't - it is too late. the ignorant f'n dog has eaten another one. this is a little humorous, but i am so pissed i could break something. i have 3 big boxes placed near the back door on a ledge for shoes. my shoes are always in there, my 5 yr old does a great job as well, but the wife- f' no !!!
we will be purchasing a 4th set of athletic shoes for the wife next week, again. i have had the same 2 pairs for 2+ yrs. furthermore, i go to the gym 3 dys to every 1 of hers. yet we are buying her new shoes again. F' i am angry. it is not the $$, but the dam principle. i would just as soon flush $50 in the toilet as to buy another set of shoes. this little dog is a mother f'r. he has eaten shoes,eaten baseboards,eaten carpet,toys, etc. i will probably die from high bp by the age of 40 because of all this bs. :cursin:

not sure how much better i feel, but maybe others can identify with sitiuations like mine. teh wife has no f'n value for $$. :sadwave:
 

SixFive

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set a trap. Leave the shoes out, and hide where the dog can't see you. When he picks the shoes up in his mouth, pop out, and scold him in the act by hitting his butt with a rolled up newspaper and yelling, "NO!!"
 

ELVIS

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:)

6-5 i have beta this sob several times. he listens if you are there, but does not if you are not...
 

Trossi3389

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Apply Bitter Apple spray
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:tongue ;)
 

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was she apologetic or remorseful after you showed her the shoes?
 
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Mjolnir

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that apple sray looks like it might work. my shepherd was eating the carpet near the front door, i started to spray repellent and the bastard started acting like it was crack cocaine.
gl and let us know what worked.
 

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all women love getting new shoes maybe shes the problem
she gives them to the dog when your not looking
 

SixFive

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bummer, Elvis! Well, at least it's not a cat that you have pi$$ing on the carpet. Now that's a bad problem!
 

ELVIS

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vinnie : excellent.
6-5 : if it was a cat, and it never would be. the cat would be burried in a hole in the back yard . i hate cats, and am not too fond of dogs at this point.


payback is a b@#$& !!! it will be creative.
 

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Just tell the wife to pick up her freakin shoes...I go through the same shit all the time

Bitter apple spray does work, Ive used it

What kind of dog?
 
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