Bearded Clem's Inside Information 12/12

[Clem D]

Wifes oldest sister is in town this week so Ol' Clem is keeping a low profile INSIDE the old Chateau. This bitch is a cross between the Cryptkeeper and Dionne Warwick. For yourInformation she was born caucasian, but to make up for ugliness and genetic personality the woman has made it her lifes mission to log more man hours in the sun or tanning bed than any human being in history. Three skin cancer operations later she is still going strong. Stick with what works I always say. For me it's cheap draft beer, viagara, and my "niece" up in Atlantic City, but hey thats just me.


Record= embarrassing
Deficit= What fcuking deficit? I made a huge plunge bet and got the seahags jewelry out of hock and everything.

This week I got too Big Doggies for ya and I don't want no stinking points.

Bucs and Giants
Both on the moneyline +180 and +500 respectively
nickle each


Teaser Pats -1/ Giants+20/ Bucs +15
Dime


Thanks to all who pissed in their wives sock drawer and that one guy who pissed on his wife. This week I call on the rest of the unhappilly married guys out there to join in the fun.

 

[freelancc]

is a cross between the Cryptkeeper and Dionne Warwick.

 

[BuffaloBill]

Clem,

Just curious, I can definitely see TB coming away with an upset, but I just can't see it with the Giants. I don't see how they are even going to score on the Raven Defense. Ravens will be mad, and Eli looks horrible so far.

Do you have any reasoning for thinking that the Giants win, or is it just a feeling? Just wondering. Thanks.

 

[watrdogg]

Good luck Clem!!

 

[bombercoops]

Can't see the giants winning this one either but GL with the ML plays!

 

[Irish]

Good luck Clem, as alway the Info was good!

Cheers
Irish

 

[baby johnson]

makes perfect sense for a league which makes no sense.....

jr capper

i'll ride the beatches withya !!!

 

[Clem D]

The Seahag and her sister The Cryptkeeper are driving up to NYC tomorrow, and staying until Tuesday. Ol' Clem Got his house back!
I told her i bought some tickets for them to see them fags in tights on Broadway. Told the bitch she just had to show my credit card at the box office. Only problem is I didn't buy no freaking tickets!!! Cut my trip to Vegas short? Fcuk you. Just for good measure I called and cancelled that credit card. You can never be to careful these days with all the fraud and all out there.

Jets +15.5
Jet over 25
Pack/Lion over 34 Teaser

600

 

[trolln4walii]

GL this week Clem. Played the Giants, but had to take the stinking points

You keep messin with mama and you'll be on the injured reserve soon. :scared (don't want you to miss fishin. Hope you can make it)

 

[ajoytoy]

gl on all of em Clem

 

[boilermaker]

Good Luck Clem. Man your marriage must be a very special kind of love. :scared If I was you I would sleep with my eyes open and my hand on my unit. She just might Lorena Bobbit your ding-a-ling. :sadwave:

 

[BigSlick]

you're a funny sombitch....
liking the Jets parlay - GL