Jilted Girl Tears Off Ex-boyfriend's Testicle And Pops It In Her Mouth....

[taoist]

Ex rips off man's tackle

By ANDY RUSSELL

A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.

After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.

He said: "She grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I noticed my underpants had come off and I was in excruciating pain."

Monti, of Birkenhead, admitted unlawful wounding but said she had little memory of what happened. She will be sentenced later.

:scared :scared :cursin: :cursin:

 

[yyz]

Shit.......I thought this was a video thread.

 

[yyz]

Do you think!?



"She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain".

:scared

 

[Simply In The Red]

Shit.......I thought this was a video thread.

That's something I wouldn't want to see. The image would haunt me everytime I piss off a girl. :scared

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

In sum, never refuse to "put out" when the lady wants some!


:142lmao:

 

[ScreaminPain]

...definately an oral fixation

 

[bombercoops]

...definately an oral fixation

LOL! This may reinforce the fact for him that she MAY not be the 'one'!

 

[Clem D]

That guy lost hard.

All because he forgot to call UNO when he had one nad left.

 

[danmurphy jr]

Excruciating is an often mis-used word meaning "the pain Christ felt being nailed to the cross". I believe this qualifies

 

[Sportsaholic]

Man what a "Ball Buster"........That chicks "Nuts"......Wouldn't want to get in the "Sack" with her....... :142lmao: :142lmao: :142lmao:

 

[fatdaddycool]

Ex rips off man's tackle



The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

:

Now thats a buddy for ya...................."Hey dude, I saw your ex-girlfriend run out of here cryin, and I said to myself.........self.................you might have a shot at some retribution ass." "I'll be damned if I wasn't right, but she coughed this up and said she was laughing your balls off at you.................thats when I thought something might be wrong with this picture." "Anyway, I got this for ya. It has a little dirt on it because she spit it on the Japanese boxwood out front, but see if the Doc can zip it back on for ya." "Hey dude you gonna finish that beer?"

 

[fatdaddycool]

Also to follow..............................needless, uncaring puns...............

How was the party?
Answer: I was the "belle of the ball".

Answer: It sucked..................what the hell you talkin about I had a ball!!!

Answer: We played Twister.........I got left foot yellow and Amanda got left nut mouth.

Answer: Amanda got a little "testy" at the end of the night.

Answer: I thought there would be snacks there but apparently Amanda had eaten all the nuts before I got there.

Answer: I thought Amanda said a "gnat" flew into her mouth...........wow was I wrong!

Answer: Almond Joy anyone?

 

[IntenseOperator]

I've heard of penis envy...

is this a case of nut hunger?

 

[BahamaMama]

wonder if she put them in her mouth while they were still attatched to the rest of him :shrug:

 

[freelancc]

wonder if she put them in her mouth while they were still attatched to the rest of him :shrug:

 

[RexBudler]

Maybe Kickserves-Ex took a testicle for real this time :scared :scared ..Hopefully he has 1 left for some more testicle plays, but I havent seen him around lately :scared

Coincidence ???....You make the choice

 

[Chanman]

http://www.ohnoes.org/

And I thought it was bad that wifey liked it in the ear, (everytime I try to pull a Ron Jeremy- she turns her head).

 

[THE KOD]

thats it in a nutshell

 

[THE KOD]

 

[Chanman]

You're right bj. No I'm not drunk, but it is an interesting comment coming from someone who is usually not easily offended. Nothing snide meant, I just remember WTC, Bin Laden T-shirt reactions.