BEANTOWNJIM in concert!!!!
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"I'm a crazy little fat white kid.
I f**k dykes and I f**k ducks,
I f**k skunks and I f**k skanks."
"Let me f**k your trunk.
Let me f**k your car,
I'll put my dick in your gas tank."
Damn, I thought I had problems with poetry. :shrug: Who knew that it was so easy. :nooo:
I f**k dykes and I f**k ducks,
I f**k skunks and I f**k skanks."
"Let me f**k your trunk.
Let me f**k your car,
I'll put my dick in your gas tank."
Damn, I thought I had problems with poetry. :shrug: Who knew that it was so easy. :nooo:
LET ME F-CK YOUR TRUNK
LET ME F-CK YOUR CAR
I'LL PUT MY DICK IN YOUR GAS TANK
THIS KID SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE OUR VERY OWN DR. STRANGELOVE
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER AND END UP LIKE THIS RAPPER
LET ME F-CK YOUR CAR
I'LL PUT MY DICK IN YOUR GAS TANK
THIS KID SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE OUR VERY OWN DR. STRANGELOVE
ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER AND END UP LIKE THIS RAPPER
If that doesn't suit your tastes, BTJ also has some euro dance hits.
BTJ lets loose.
Turn up your sound.
BTJ lets loose.
Turn up your sound.
Makes me PROUD of our Youth...
That's right, Garbage hip hop has NO influence on kids..
If I would have been spewing( MFg mamas no teeth Psy etc etc )the wrath of god via my parents would have been Delivered and executed to "motivate" me to a new constructive direction..
That's right, Garbage hip hop has NO influence on kids..
If I would have been spewing( MFg mamas no teeth Psy etc etc )the wrath of god via my parents would have been Delivered and executed to "motivate" me to a new constructive direction..
yyz said:
Funny of you to say...cant wait too see the super bowl pictures of you this year
:142lmao:
I'm Cyrus-M
Another SoCal fem
Never one of the "us"
Always one of the ''them"
Another Mexi-rican in the eight five eight
Tellin' the "Jackers" here, my life's so great
In the finest restaurants
Your table I'll wait
I'm livin' large, the other side of this screen
Tellin' my lies, it's my American Dream
I'm so damned scary
Make my own self scream!
I cruise MJ's 'cause I likes to bet
Entered a contest, never settled my debt
I back peddled and lie
Havin' no regret.
Raised in Costa Rica, went to school in a Rolls
Now I'm a stone cold bitch, and an Internet troll
A Mexican mobster
Now gimmie your soul!
Family's rich, wallet's stacked
Bitches at the club, my table they pack
'Cause I'm Cyrus.........
Call me Vyrus.........
Every motha fukka know that I'm too Desirus!
Bitches and hoes
Powder my nose
They run to the river
Where the money flows
Cheddar and bling
That's my only thing
I dance like I own it
And you should hear me sing.
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"CYRUS!!!!!!!!"
"CYRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!!!.........Get outta bed, or you're gonna be late!"
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Shit! Just a dream been fillin' my head
Motha fukin mom dragged my ass outt bed
She wasn't kiddin' 'bout me running late
They front about that shit at SD State!
Bust my ass
Make it to class
Maintainin that "C"
I hope I can pass
Run back home and hope like hell
My brothers and sisters aint using the Dell
Log back into "Jack's", more stories to sell.
Hope ya'll can handle the smell.........
Peace out, home skillet!
Another SoCal fem
Never one of the "us"
Always one of the ''them"
Another Mexi-rican in the eight five eight
Tellin' the "Jackers" here, my life's so great
In the finest restaurants
Your table I'll wait
I'm livin' large, the other side of this screen
Tellin' my lies, it's my American Dream
I'm so damned scary
Make my own self scream!
I cruise MJ's 'cause I likes to bet
Entered a contest, never settled my debt
I back peddled and lie
Havin' no regret.
Raised in Costa Rica, went to school in a Rolls
Now I'm a stone cold bitch, and an Internet troll
A Mexican mobster
Now gimmie your soul!
Family's rich, wallet's stacked
Bitches at the club, my table they pack
'Cause I'm Cyrus.........
Call me Vyrus.........
Every motha fukka know that I'm too Desirus!
Bitches and hoes
Powder my nose
They run to the river
Where the money flows
Cheddar and bling
That's my only thing
I dance like I own it
And you should hear me sing.
-------------------------
"CYRUS!!!!!!!!"
"CYRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!!!.........Get outta bed, or you're gonna be late!"
--------------------------------------
Shit! Just a dream been fillin' my head
Motha fukin mom dragged my ass outt bed
She wasn't kiddin' 'bout me running late
They front about that shit at SD State!
Bust my ass
Make it to class
Maintainin that "C"
I hope I can pass
Run back home and hope like hell
My brothers and sisters aint using the Dell
Log back into "Jack's", more stories to sell.
Hope ya'll can handle the smell.........
Peace out, home skillet!
God forbid how much time you have on your hands lol...yea, im living in a dream YYZ...DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS??? LOL...Now I know you got layed off from the cheese mill, and the ugly girlfriends complaining about it, but Jesus man I can sit here and write long poems for you but some of us have lifes lol...you are POTHETIC ...
My God man, your post is a wreck
Life's so damned busy
Can't even hit the spell check?
Time on my hands, that sure is true
But the stuff on your hands?
What is that "goo"?
I'm kickin it, rappin it
Your mom's ass, I'm tappin it!
I yelled in her ear, "Babe, you're such a freak".
She cried in the pillow, "But my son's such a geek."
I reassured her "In his mind, he's an Internet hero!"
But the rest of the world can sniff out that zero
She continued to "fiddle" with me
I damn near called her ass "Nero".
So tell me once again how you be "livin the dream"
Does that mean extra beef on your Burrito Supreme?
Or the 15% off for being "one of the team"?
You just the crop, yyz is the cream.
"Ring the bell!!!! School's back in!"
San Diego State, you thought you'd give it a try
Chicks got facial hair, but you be thinkin' they fly
When you wash out there, no need to cry
You can always buy a degree from the folks at DeVry
"Isn't that a tech school?"
"JUST WRITE THE CHECK, FOOL!!!"
From the pleather loafers to the double chin
Sansabelt slacks, man you just can't win
Can't impress the homies with "looks that kill"
When mama's snatchin' up yo duds at the local Goodwill
You whine, "Aw mom", and get all spastic
As you put on your gear, and stretch the elastic
Mama says, "Bambino, you look just fantastic!"
Just remember to smile as you say "Paper or plastic?"
Life's so damned busy
Can't even hit the spell check?
Time on my hands, that sure is true
But the stuff on your hands?
What is that "goo"?
I'm kickin it, rappin it
Your mom's ass, I'm tappin it!
I yelled in her ear, "Babe, you're such a freak".
She cried in the pillow, "But my son's such a geek."
I reassured her "In his mind, he's an Internet hero!"
But the rest of the world can sniff out that zero
She continued to "fiddle" with me
I damn near called her ass "Nero".
So tell me once again how you be "livin the dream"
Does that mean extra beef on your Burrito Supreme?
Or the 15% off for being "one of the team"?
You just the crop, yyz is the cream.
"Ring the bell!!!! School's back in!"
San Diego State, you thought you'd give it a try
Chicks got facial hair, but you be thinkin' they fly
When you wash out there, no need to cry
You can always buy a degree from the folks at DeVry
"Isn't that a tech school?"
"JUST WRITE THE CHECK, FOOL!!!"
From the pleather loafers to the double chin
Sansabelt slacks, man you just can't win
Can't impress the homies with "looks that kill"
When mama's snatchin' up yo duds at the local Goodwill
You whine, "Aw mom", and get all spastic
As you put on your gear, and stretch the elastic
Mama says, "Bambino, you look just fantastic!"
Just remember to smile as you say "Paper or plastic?"
Wow...You really think im gonna write a poem about a guy in wisconsin whose fat and his 2 inch glasses, and a girlfriend who gets happy when she leaves town for the first time to go to vegas with him...lol, I wont even respond, probably cause ill get banned and better off because your sitting here writing raps...like how GAY DO YOU GET wow...thinking of whose sick when their on the internet, are you gonna start rapping at the super bowl party or you just gonna be your nerdy self and wish your fat ass girlfriend came with you...uve DEF got looks that kill
Its funny, you wrap talkin all this crap.
Little do you know your just a nerdy looking chap on the map,
Your girlfriend is beat, and she feels the heat whne you 2 inch glasses make stair at her worn out feet
You swear your the cream, but thats antoher dorky theme you have in your video game scheme
Your fat ass exposed himself in the super bowl pics, and your to dam gay to even post some decent picks
you tell us all how you finally afforded a trip to vegas, but all your 4 inch eyed ass does is plague us
I see you wanan start this dorky internet rap session, cause you obviously have a number of gay obssessions
being the fat broke ass dork that you are, your obviiously pressin for some attention.
So good luck with your raps, I hope they turn out a little better than your life did,
But dont you think its a little funny how insecure you are about your social standing, and how your tryin to be the mack out of a prior misunderstanding
So keep trying four eyed fatty, youve almost got it
But for now , your def NOT IT
Little do you know your just a nerdy looking chap on the map,
Your girlfriend is beat, and she feels the heat whne you 2 inch glasses make stair at her worn out feet
You swear your the cream, but thats antoher dorky theme you have in your video game scheme
Your fat ass exposed himself in the super bowl pics, and your to dam gay to even post some decent picks
you tell us all how you finally afforded a trip to vegas, but all your 4 inch eyed ass does is plague us
I see you wanan start this dorky internet rap session, cause you obviously have a number of gay obssessions
being the fat broke ass dork that you are, your obviiously pressin for some attention.
So good luck with your raps, I hope they turn out a little better than your life did,
But dont you think its a little funny how insecure you are about your social standing, and how your tryin to be the mack out of a prior misunderstanding
So keep trying four eyed fatty, youve almost got it
But for now , your def NOT IT
