Something for us old farts

Big Daddy

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I haven't thought about "fender skirts" in years.

When I was a kid, I considered it such a funny term.

Made me think of a car in a dress.



Thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking

about other words that quietly disappear from our

language with hardly a notice.



Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs." Since I'd

been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that

direction first. Any kids will probably have to find

some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these

terms to you.



Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper

extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed

to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.



When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At

some point "parking brake" became the proper term.

But I miss the hint of drama that went with

"emergency brake."



I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone

who would call the accelerator the "foot feed."



Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to

come home, so you could ride the "running board" up

to the house?



Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but

never anymore - "store-bought." Of course, just

about everything is store-bought these days. But

once it was bragging material to have a store-bought

dress or a store-bought bag of candy.



"Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all

sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing.

Now we take the term "worldwide" for granted. This

floors me.



On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a

magical term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone

covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow,

wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces

their wall-to-wall carpeting with hard wood floors!

Go figure.



When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in

a family way?" It's hard to imagine that the word

"pregnant" was once considered a little too graphic,

a little too clinical for use in polite company. So

we had all that talk about stork visits and "being

in a family way" or simply "expecting."



Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage.

I said it the other day and my daughter cracked up.

I guess it's just "bra" now. "Unmentionables"

probably wouldn't be understood at all.



It's hard to recall that this word was once said in

a whisper -"divorce." And no one is called a

"divorcee" anymore. Certainly not a "gay divorcee."

Come to think of it, "confirmed bachelors" and

"career girls" are long gone, too.



I always loved going to the "picture show," but I

considered "movie" an affectation.



Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's

a pure-'60s word I came across the other day - "rat

fink." Ooh, what a nasty put-down!



Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a

fun word to say. And what was it replaced with?

"Coffeemaker." How dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.



I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant

to sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words

like "DynaFlow" and "ElectraLuxe." Introducing the

1963 Admiral TV, now with "SpectraVision!"



Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped

out lumbago? Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe

that's what castor oil cured, because I never hear

mothers threatening their kids with castor oil anymore.



Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the

endangered list. The one that grieves me most -

"supper." Now everybody says "dinner." Save a great

word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts.



Someone forwarded this to me, and I thought some of

us of a "certain age" would remember most of these.
 
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