If you woke up with a vagina what would you do first?

[Chopsticks]

a.Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers
b.Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour
c.See if you can finally do the splits
d.See if you can launch a ping pong ball 20 feet
e.Cross your legs without rearranging your crotch
f.Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes
g.Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts
h.Finally find that damned G-spot

i.Nothing new I already had one


off the top of my head.... i would choose d

 

[godsfavoritedog]

j. start bitching and complaining about chit that JUST DOESN"T FAWKING MATTER!

 

[Bob Stoops]

Go find my hot lesbian girlfriend!

I have always said that I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

 

[Clem D]

J. Fix myself a box lunch

 

[taoist]

j. Shave it!

 

[SALTY DOG]

start counting the cash... :142hump:

 

[Clem D]

This thread has potential.

If it was my wifes, I'd kick her the hell out of the bed and call the cops for her violating the restraining order.

 

[bookie]

Go find my hot lesbian girlfriend!

I have always said that I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

What he said.
:mj07:

 

[Franky Wright]

J. Douche it! :mj14:

 

[IntenseOperator]

Blow smoke rings :SIB

 

[Chopsticks]

 

[Sportsaholic]

Run to the mirrow and hope the hell I didn't look like a fat Bull Dyke...........Then I'd head to the bars and see how many free drinks I could get from married men, then hit on their wives :mj14:

Awsome thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Superbear]

Stop buying anal-eze.

 

[Clem D]

Superbear
Im scared of that one.

 

[Chanman]

fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap...

 

[SALTY DOG]

chan....could you elaborate???.... :mj07:

 

[Clem D]

Sound effects?

 

[THE KOD]

fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap...

 

[Clem D]

Scott is that you bro?

 

[THE HITMAN]

I'd immediately go & try to F myself.