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And to think that there's a solid decade for all of us to sit back and relax while Sharapova entertains us with here ....tennis. Does it get any better?
 

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boy your lucky. last night i was watching a bit and also watching the ticker, my wife accusses me of watching the girls boobs bounce around, im like whatever. well again tonight im really just looking at the ticker and once again the tennis match is on. well sure enough my wife walks in and gives me a funny look and starts a rant and rave of how i should at least jack off to something better than Serena williams. i mean come on, all im watching is the ticker, of course my old lady doesn't believe me. unreal night. oh, yea than to top it off, i flip back to 'OZ' on hbo, than my 3 year old daughter walks in to give me a kiss good night, meanwhile on the tv, this guy stabs this other guy with a cross and i mean it was preety bad, blood is everwhere and this cross is just sticking out of this guys chest. Of course you know who walks in and asks why i am watching this with my daughter. what a night....
 

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Kdogg21 said:
boy your lucky. last night i was watching a bit and also watching the ticker, my wife accusses me of watching the girls boobs bounce around, im like whatever. well again tonight im really just looking at the ticker and once again the tennis match is on. well sure enough my wife walks in and gives me a funny look and starts a rant and rave of how i should at least jack off to something better than Serena williams. i mean come on, all im watching is the ticker, of course my old lady doesn't believe me. unreal night. oh, yea than to top it off, i flip back to 'OZ' on hbo, than my 3 year old daughter walks in to give me a kiss good night, meanwhile on the tv, this guy stabs this other guy with a cross and i mean it was preety bad, blood is everwhere and this cross is just sticking out of this guys chest. Of course you know who walks in and asks why i am watching this with my daughter. what a night....

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Kdogg21 said:
boy your lucky. last night i was watching a bit and also watching the ticker, my wife accusses me of watching the girls boobs bounce around, im like whatever. well again tonight im really just looking at the ticker and once again the tennis match is on. well sure enough my wife walks in and gives me a funny look and starts a rant and rave of how i should at least jack off to something better than Serena williams. i mean come on, all im watching is the ticker, of course my old lady doesn't believe me. unreal night. oh, yea than to top it off, i flip back to 'OZ' on hbo, than my 3 year old daughter walks in to give me a kiss good night, meanwhile on the tv, this guy stabs this other guy with a cross and i mean it was preety bad, blood is everwhere and this cross is just sticking out of this guys chest. Of course you know who walks in and asks why i am watching this with my daughter. what a night....

funny shit!
 
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