Uncle Clem"s Superbowl Wife Beater Special

[Clem D]

Superbowl Sunday is the biggest wife battering day in the Country. In Some parts of the south it is also the biggest sister beating day also :mj07: .
I have seen a few women with shiners the day after the superbowl in my day. I have lost more than my share on the super bowl but the Seahag has never caught a beating because of it. Usually it was because my dinner was cold, or she drank the last 6 pack of coors.

Anyway

Pats minus 7

for a buick

 

[RexBudler]

the Seahag has never caught a beating because of it. Usually it was because my dinner was cold, or she drank the last 6 pack of coors.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :lol2 :lol2

 

[hedgehog]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[baby johnson]

clem....i was expecting more.........

 

[Clem D]

Its early yet BJ

 

[ajoytoy]

how much is a Buick?

gl on the play Clem

 

[freelancc]

how much is a Buick?

:mj07:

 

[Franky Wright]

I guess it depends on the year and the Model :clap:

Or if the Bad Mayo trick was done in the trunk :nutkick

 

[arrow]

as always i enjoy your humor buddy !

 

[Franky Wright]

Thanks Arrow :clap: :mj07:

 

[Clem D]

Going to a Superbowl Party at the Borgata tomorrow. A buddy of mine invited the Seahag I. His host hooked him up with two suites for the day with bar service and snacks for 20. He says its about a 10g comp, and that they are really good to him over there to give him a free superbowl party.
I said Gino this party probably cost you 150 k. he didn't get it. Anyway one thing you bank on is that the seahag don't make it anywhere near the Borgata tomorrow. I told her to we should take seperate cars tomorrow in case she gets bored, and she thought that was brilliant. So did Gino and the guys, once they heard that I just used a little preventive maintenence on her car.
Funny thing about sparkplugs. They seem so small unimportant in the grand scheme of thiings. Sometimes you don't know what you got until they're gone.

So tomorrow I will play a little cards, try to hit a few numbers on the roulette wheel and drink and eat like the fat bastard I am.

Pats -1
over 41

Teaser for two dimes.

 

[emmitt]

:142lmao: :142lmao: :142lmao: :142lmao: :142lmao:

 

[Scooter]

IN MY CASE i HAVE SEN A FEW MEN AND BROTHERS IN THIS SITUATION.GL I'M GONNA COATAIL YA.

 

[Clem D]

Oh and to answer your question, how much is a buick?

I put up my 3k versus Kennys 97 regal. 22000 miles garage kept.

 

[titty948]

Clem boy do I agree with you. I'm with you on the PATS and the under. But here's one the motheri-in-law calls right during the game and asks "what are you doing?" and continues to ramble on with no point and the wife asks me "who's playing?" No wonder there is hostility!

 

[momoney]

Clem....what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?.....








............nothin', you already told her twice.

 

[sharky17]

This is too much....... :mj07: