Every Redneck's Wet Dream

fletcher

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Your right, I could see things like that when I was in Mobile. Big ass truck ,gun rack and the most or some of the most beautiful women in the world in the truck. I have been lot of places but got to say Mobile had some of the best looking women I have seen when I was there for 2 years.

Read a joke today that made me laugh in my copy of maxim.

What do you call a redneck who own both sheep and goats? Bisexual.

Thought I heard most of the living in the south so long but never heard that one, got a laugh out of it.
 

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fletcher said:
me laugh in my copy of maxim.

What do you call a redneck who own both sheep and goats? Bisexual.

Thought I heard most of the living in the south so long but never heard that one, got a laugh out of it.


Come on fletcher you lived in WV you should have known that joke ;)
 

fletcher

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Never heard it , and when I got down south I bet i heard every yankee joke though:D Till I got to mobile then heard more. Where I am from in wv is right out side pittsburgh not like what you see when the show the pictures on discovery ch of the app hill people or coal mines out side e. kentucky they always find the best places to show it seems like.
 

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I got family in Huntington, and let me tell you they were the only dark-skinned people in that town....except maybe the players at Marshall
 

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Brother to sister "you know you're almost as good as ma"
Sister to brother "yeah, thats what pa says"
 

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Born and raised in Mobile. Girls there get dolled up to go to the carwash. Sweet as they come. After living away and going back to visit my eyes were on stalks. Truly the most beautiful ladies in the nation there.
 
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