P M F'ing S alert........

B

BahamaMama

not banned
Forum Member
Dec 6, 1999
3,933
9
0
65
Davenport, Iowa
geez, it looks like 3/4 of you guys in this forum are suffering from it right now!!!!!!

all this pissing and moaning (which of course is why women have 2 sets of lips) is unbelievable!!!!!

i already posted my defense of Cooler in regards to the *avatar* bet.... and in my mind

*how about avatars* is no different that *racing for pinks* ....i defend cooler in this, and THIS situation only :D

since CG interpreted the bet differently, the only thing to do is either VOID the bet, or come to a compromise on the bet.

there have been numerous times in here that bets are for loser displaying the winners avatar (although majority (if not all) of the time, it is a TEAM avatar)

even so, CHILL THE F OUT on the i'm leaving, or YOU'RE leaving or whatEVERr!!!!!!!

do i defend highroller/cooler on a normal basis, or for past things....NOOOOO!!!!

in this case, wording goes in his favor, IMO....

deal with it, cancel or compromise on the bet, and move the F on!!! let's make this a *happy* place again.
 
S

S-Love

Guest
Midol.jpg


Midol- for when your Cooler gets a little cranky
 
S

S-Love

Guest
You may be worried and nervous about using your first tampon. Talk to your mom or a friend who has used tampons. It is important to first learn how to use a tampon and then, just relax! The more you relax, the easier the insertion will be. When you are nervous, your muscles tense up, making insertion even harder. For your first time, you may want to try using a tampon when your menstrual flow is heavy; this should allow the tampon to glide in more easily. Choose the smallest size tampon for the first time. By following these simple guidelines, and those that come with your package of tampons, your first experience with tampons should be easy.

Sit or stand in a comfortable position. Some women prefer to place one leg on the toilet seat or tub, while others prefer to squat down. After you find a position that is most comfortable for you, hold the tampon with the fingers that you write with. Hold the middle of the tampon, at the spot where the smaller, inner tube inserts into the larger, outer tube. Make sure the string is visible and pointing away from your body.


With your other hand, open the labia (the folds of skin around the vaginal opening) and position the tampon in the vaginal opening.


Gently push the tampon into the opening, aiming for the small of your back. Stop when your fingers touch your body and the applicator, or outer tube, is completely inside the vagina.


Once the applicator or outer tube is inside of you, use your index finger to push the inner tube (the tube where the removal string is connected) through the outer tube.


Once the inner tube is all the way in, use your thumb and middle finger to remove the applicator or outer tube. Make sure that the string hangs outside of the vaginal opening. Later, in order to remove a tampon, just pull downward on the removal string.
If the tampon is inserted correctly, you should not feel it. If you feel uncomfortable in any way, you may have inserted the tampon incorrectly or the tampon may not be placed far enough into the vagina. If this occurs, just remove the tampon and start again with a new tampon. Remember that practice makes perfect. If you don't get it on the first try, your second try will most likely be successful. Instead of getting frustrated and giving up, relax and try again!
 
B

BahamaMama

not banned
Forum Member
Dec 6, 1999
3,933
9
0
65
Davenport, Iowa
S-Love said:
You may be worried and nervous about using your first tampon. Talk to your mom or a friend who has used tampons. It is important to first learn how to use a tampon and then, just relax! The more you relax, the easier the insertion will be. When you are nervous, your muscles tense up, making insertion even harder. For your first time, you may want to try using a tampon when your menstrual flow is heavy; this should allow the tampon to glide in more easily. Choose the smallest size tampon for the first time. By following these simple guidelines, and those that come with your package of tampons, your first experience with tampons should be easy.

Sit or stand in a comfortable position. Some women prefer to place one leg on the toilet seat or tub, while others prefer to squat down. After you find a position that is most comfortable for you, hold the tampon with the fingers that you write with. Hold the middle of the tampon, at the spot where the smaller, inner tube inserts into the larger, outer tube. Make sure the string is visible and pointing away from your body.


With your other hand, open the labia (the folds of skin around the vaginal opening) and position the tampon in the vaginal opening.


Gently push the tampon into the opening, aiming for the small of your back. Stop when your fingers touch your body and the applicator, or outer tube, is completely inside the vagina.


Once the applicator or outer tube is inside of you, use your index finger to push the inner tube (the tube where the removal string is connected) through the outer tube.


Once the inner tube is all the way in, use your thumb and middle finger to remove the applicator or outer tube. Make sure that the string hangs outside of the vaginal opening. Later, in order to remove a tampon, just pull downward on the removal string.
If the tampon is inserted correctly, you should not feel it. If you feel uncomfortable in any way, you may have inserted the tampon incorrectly or the tampon may not be placed far enough into the vagina. If this occurs, just remove the tampon and start again with a new tampon. Remember that practice makes perfect. If you don't get it on the first try, your second try will most likely be successful. Instead of getting frustrated and giving up, relax and try again!
Click to expand...


ROTFLMAO S-Love....that sounds like some sort of direct quote out of a 1970 (something) health book!!!!!
 
S

S-Love

Guest
Smoking_tampon.JPG


Apparently The Cooler's wife wasn't pleased with Doug's loud snoring
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Bet on MyBookie
Top