150 OVER 90 NO BOYS THAT ISNT THE SCORE OF TONIGHTS LAKERS AND CELTICS GAME ITS YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIMS BLOOD PRESSURE.JACK ITS CURTAINS FOR YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I GAINED 15 POUNDS OVER THE LAST 3 MONTHS AND HE IS VERY WORRIED ABOUT MY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.HE ASKED ME WHAT IS BOTHERING ME TO MAKE MY BLOOD PRESSURE RISE AND I TOLD HIM A LOT OF THINGS BOTHER ME INTERRACIAL DATING,MY GOD DAM RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR,SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA,FLETCHER,VINNIE,THE DOCTOR SAID WAIT JIM WHO ARE THESE GUYS FLETCHER,SCOTTY,AND VINNIE I TOLD THEM THEY ARE GUYS ON A SPORTS FORUM WHO I TALK TO.HE SAID JIM THERE YOUR PROBLEM DO THEY THINK LIKE YOU DO AND I SAID NO THEY ARE A COUPLEOF LIBERAL FAGS AND HE SAID WELL THERES YOUR ANSWER THESE GUYS ARE UPSETTING YOU ON PURPOSE TO RAISE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THIS FORUM.I TOLD MY DOCTOR THAT THE KIDS IN THE FORUM LOOK UP TO ME AND NEED MY ADVICE.WELL MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I WILL BE DEAD IN 6 MONTHS IF I DONT DONT LEAVE MADJACKS AND YOU GUYS ARE TO BLAME.SO JACK I WILL MAKE THAT VEGAS TRIP IF I AM STILL TICKING OH MY HEART I WAS JUST THINKING OF NICK DOUGLAS'S FOOTBALL RECORD.FELLAS MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO TAKE IT EASY AND DONT EXCITE MYSELF IF SOMEBODY DOESNT AGREE WITH ME HE ALSO TOLD ME TO STOP BETTING ON THE PHILADELPHIA 76'S AND THAT NO GOOD NIGERIAN PUNK ALLAN IVERSON..BOYS I HAVE TO LOSE 15 TO 20 POUNDS BEFORE MY NEXT DOCTOR VISIT IN JUNE OR HE WILL PUT ME ON BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE JESUS CHRIST I AM FALLING APPART.I DONT WANT TO TELL MY WIFE SHE WILL GET ALL UPSET AND START PUTTING ME ON WEIGHT WATCHERS DINNERS INSTEAD OF MY 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTERS FROM WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM SO IN CLOSING FELLAS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MEET ME AT THE NEXT SUPERBOWL PARTY STOP GETTING ME UPSET.I HAVE TO GO NOW DOCTORS ORDERS :sadwave: JACK I AM LIMITED TO 30 MINUTES A DAY IN YOUR FORUM.
CAN YOU F-CKING GUYS BELIEVE THIS I SHOWED MY 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT TO A NIGERIAN AND SHE TOLD ME WHAT NO DISHWASHER,NO CENTAL AIR,I AM TAKING MY SECTION 8 VOUCHER AND LOOKING AT SOMETHING ELSE.MY BLOOD PRESSURE READ 160 OVER 80 AFTER THIS CONVERSATION.
FELLAS THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER I HAVE HIGH CHOLESTEROL AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE THE GOOD NEWS MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I CAN CHANGE MY DIET AND LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE :toast: HE ALSO TOLD ME NOT TO GET ANY LIFE SIZE POSTERS OF ALLAN IVERSON
MY NIGERIAN NIGHTMARE ALLAN IVERSON I HAVE TO GO FELLAS I AM GETTING CHEST PAINS JUST THINKING OF THAT BONE HEAD MISSING 2 FREE THROWS FOR A 1000 DOLLAR SWING :mj04:
CAN YOU F-CKING GUYS BELIEVE THIS I SHOWED MY 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT TO A NIGERIAN AND SHE TOLD ME WHAT NO DISHWASHER,NO CENTAL AIR,I AM TAKING MY SECTION 8 VOUCHER AND LOOKING AT SOMETHING ELSE.MY BLOOD PRESSURE READ 160 OVER 80 AFTER THIS CONVERSATION.
FELLAS THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER I HAVE HIGH CHOLESTEROL AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE THE GOOD NEWS MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I CAN CHANGE MY DIET AND LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE :toast: HE ALSO TOLD ME NOT TO GET ANY LIFE SIZE POSTERS OF ALLAN IVERSON